You never know when you might need to clock a guy in the ankle with a 9-lb. weight, and then shoot him full of arrows, you know?
I never knew it, but I have been looking for this sport my entire life.
I think we may have found the One True Buffista Sport.
We TOTALLY need to set him up with Craig's List Girl!
Not without sterilizing them to make sure they can't breed. Ordinarily I'd say their personalities are sufficient for that purpose, but if they were introduced to one another...
Bowling and archery - a biathlon for the indoorsman.
Seriously every time I look at that douche's stuff I have a new favorite part.
The pictures on the "Fitness" section. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Timelies all!
I didn't follow the link to that guy's website. Reading the excerpts (and the commentary that follows) is amusement enough.
I did like the listings on his PROJECTS page, including:
MASCOT HANDLER
Kellogg's Pop Tarts
Panda Express
Plus, he was on both the set-up
and
break-down crews for Jerry Springer!
Ready for more JFP? [link]
I know it seems like the "Real Doll" one is the most bizarre. But I am not sure. What is he doing with that briefcase?! WHY DOES HE HAVE A DICE OTTOMAN IN A PHOTO.
He's got a total rectangle head.