Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

'Safe'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2007 12:09:32 pm PDT #6217 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's a usual thing for actors to put on their resume, actually. But I seriously doubt this guy's dialects are any good.

But how can you SAY that? His description of them is so intriguing! Any casting agent in the WORLD would give his left nad to find someone who could do an all-encompassing "Aristocrat" accent!

"But we still haven't decided where the high-ranking character is FROM"

"Doesn't matter. I have a guy here who can do "Aristocrat"

"Ooooh!!!! Tell me, can he do English AND British?"

"Indeed he can!"


-t - Oct 11, 2007 12:10:52 pm PDT #6218 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The Women's Room being my biggest favorite.

I was just thinking about The Women's Room the other day, and how odd it is that "Ladies" seems to be making a comeback in common usage.

You never know when you might need to clock a guy in the ankle with a 9-lb. weight, and then shoot him full of arrows, you know?

I never knew it, but I have been looking for this sport my entire life.


-t - Oct 11, 2007 12:11:38 pm PDT #6219 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"....and what do you call this accent?"


juliana - Oct 11, 2007 12:11:50 pm PDT #6220 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

You never know when you might need to clock a guy in the ankle with a 9-lb. weight, and then shoot him full of arrows, you know?

I never knew it, but I have been looking for this sport my entire life.

I think we may have found the One True Buffista Sport.


bon bon - Oct 11, 2007 12:15:25 pm PDT #6221 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

"....and what do you call this accent?"

WINNER!


lisah - Oct 11, 2007 12:19:01 pm PDT #6222 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

"....and what do you call this accent?"

BWAH!


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 11, 2007 12:19:59 pm PDT #6223 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

We TOTALLY need to set him up with Craig's List Girl!

Not without sterilizing them to make sure they can't breed. Ordinarily I'd say their personalities are sufficient for that purpose, but if they were introduced to one another...


Toddson - Oct 11, 2007 12:25:23 pm PDT #6224 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Bowling and archery - a biathlon for the indoorsman.


Daisy Jane - Oct 11, 2007 12:50:32 pm PDT #6225 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Seriously every time I look at that douche's stuff I have a new favorite part.

The pictures on the "Fitness" section. Can't. Stop. Laughing.


Sheryl - Oct 11, 2007 12:58:10 pm PDT #6226 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I didn't follow the link to that guy's website. Reading the excerpts (and the commentary that follows) is amusement enough.