I cut my thumb down the side with an utility knife. I SHOULD have gotten stitched, but I didn't. Little known fact--your nerves run down the sided of your fingers. I still have numbness on one side of that thumb some 15 years later.
Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.
Glory ,'Potential'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Oct 11, 2007 11:26:05 am PDT #6195 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Nutty - Oct 11, 2007 11:27:06 am PDT #6196 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Bowling & Archery
Is it a thing to do these things together? Like skiing and shooting in the winter olympics biathlon??
You never know when you might need to clock a guy in the ankle with a 9-lb. weight, and then shoot him full of arrows, you know?
Hil R. - Oct 11, 2007 11:27:47 am PDT #6197 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
DIALECTS & ACCENTS: English, Southern, New Yorker, Aristocrat, British, Irish, Australian, French, Indian
Huh? I've seen dating sites that ask for what languages you speak, but what possible use would anyone have for knowing that he can do accents? And all of those are pretty vague categories, anyway.
lisah - Oct 11, 2007 11:28:41 am PDT #6198 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
That celebrity lookalikes thing is my favorite part.
ha! Yes. ... And I totally want to know what my celebrity "percentages" are!
I also like "Dialects & Accents"! WTF?!
Hil R. - Oct 11, 2007 11:29:00 am PDT #6199 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Golf (Hole in One)
Meaning, he got a hole in one at least once in his lifetime?
Cashmere - Oct 11, 2007 11:30:15 am PDT #6200 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'll bet his English, Aristocratic, British, Irish and Australian all sound EXACTLY the same. What a complete tool.
Meaning, he got a hole in one at least once in his lifetime?
While playing Golden Tee at a bar.
I just realized I'm on my neighbor's wireless. I had to unplug our wireless router when the carpet cleaners came.
bon bon - Oct 11, 2007 11:31:17 am PDT #6201 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
English, Aristocrat and British! I didn't even notice the composition of the list!
Also, when he lists he measurements, he lists his waist as 34 x 32. Um, that is your pant size, dumbass. Also, he is a 36 unless his pictures are seriously whack.
I love this.
Burrell - Oct 11, 2007 11:32:50 am PDT #6202 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Jesse, thanks for the early b-day wishes. I had a moment of "but wait! How could Nilly have gotten my b-day mixed up?" but then she came in and righted the world.
The plumber had to cancel the rest of his appointments. He just pulled a couple of toothbrushes out of our upstairs toilet.
This reminds me of the time that DH and my BiL (married to my sister) decided to excavate the bathroom sink in order to figure out why it was so slow. They found several crayons, a sippy valve, and a baby fork and spoon.
That's what we get for letting Franny pretend to wash dishes in the sink.
sarameg - Oct 11, 2007 11:34:26 am PDT #6203 of 10001
I don't recall a fascination with the toilet as a kid.
I stuffed toothpicks in the car's ignition.
Jesse - Oct 11, 2007 11:35:39 am PDT #6204 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Seriously every time I look at that douche's stuff I have a new favorite part.