English, Aristocrat and British! I didn't even notice the composition of the list!
Also, when he lists he measurements, he lists his waist as 34 x 32. Um, that is your pant size, dumbass. Also, he is a 36 unless his pictures are seriously whack.
I love this.
Jesse, thanks for the early b-day wishes. I had a moment of "but wait! How could Nilly have gotten my b-day mixed up?" but then she came in and righted the world.
The plumber had to cancel the rest of his appointments. He just pulled a couple of toothbrushes out of our upstairs toilet.
This reminds me of the time that DH and my BiL (married to my sister) decided to excavate the bathroom sink in order to figure out why it was so slow. They found several crayons, a sippy valve, and a baby fork and spoon.
That's what we get for letting Franny pretend to wash dishes in the sink.
I don't recall a fascination with the toilet as a kid.
I stuffed toothpicks in the car's ignition.
Seriously every time I look at that douche's stuff I have a new favorite part.
He's going to follow his referrer logs back here and come yell at us.
I think that guy might be the King of All Douchebags
We TOTALLY need to set him up with Craig's List Girl!
I like the pictures Cute Overload as much as the next person, but the writing has gotten way. too. cloying.
Don't read the writing at Cute Overload, Tom. Just look at the pictures and say no to the godawful twee.
He's going to follow his referrer logs back here and come yell at us.
I think he's getting too famous for us to make any dent.
My favorite part of that website so far:
Costumed Characters & Roles
Law Firm & Pinnacle Health Care - Batman
Verizon Wireless - Slick Italian Spy, Obvious Tourist
Airgas - James Bond in Winter
Multiple Events - Mr. Sunny, the Sunny 95 Mascot
Columbus Clippers Game - B.C. Rooster
He's in Atlanta! Now I never want to leave my house again.
I was social chairman of my fraternity...and took classes at the Wharton School of Business (perennially ranked #1 in the world).
Translation: I picked up the kegs and grain alcohol for my fraternity. Wharton never actually accepted me and I didn't graduate from there.
I have worked & consulted for several Fortune 500 companies, including Time Warner, USA Today, GTE, Sprint, Pitney Bowes & Limited Brands.
Translation: No company can bear to have me around very long.
I am an avid traveler and have been to St. Thomas & St. John, Aruba and Zurich. I have lived in / visited almost every major city in the United States, having seen 38 of the 50 states.
Translation: No city or state can bear to have me around very long.
I have been in the "fame game" for years, meeting celebrities like Luke Perry, Cynthia Nixon, Dave Matthews, Jeff Foxworthy, Joe Montana, Toby Keith & LeAnn Rimes to name a few.
Translation: I haven't even been in an elevator with anyone on the A list.