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Hil R. - Oct 11, 2007 11:27:47 am PDT #6197 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

DIALECTS & ACCENTS: English, Southern, New Yorker, Aristocrat, British, Irish, Australian, French, Indian

Huh? I've seen dating sites that ask for what languages you speak, but what possible use would anyone have for knowing that he can do accents? And all of those are pretty vague categories, anyway.

lisah - Oct 11, 2007 11:28:41 am PDT #6198 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

That celebrity lookalikes thing is my favorite part.

ha! Yes. ... And I totally want to know what my celebrity "percentages" are!

I also like "Dialects & Accents"! WTF?!

Hil R. - Oct 11, 2007 11:29:00 am PDT #6199 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Golf (Hole in One)

Meaning, he got a hole in one at least once in his lifetime?

Cashmere - Oct 11, 2007 11:30:15 am PDT #6200 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

I'll bet his English, Aristocratic, British, Irish and Australian all sound EXACTLY the same. What a complete tool.

Meaning, he got a hole in one at least once in his lifetime?

While playing Golden Tee at a bar.

I just realized I'm on my neighbor's wireless. I had to unplug our wireless router when the carpet cleaners came.

bon bon - Oct 11, 2007 11:31:17 am PDT #6201 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

English, Aristocrat and British! I didn't even notice the composition of the list!

Also, when he lists he measurements, he lists his waist as 34 x 32. Um, that is your pant size, dumbass. Also, he is a 36 unless his pictures are seriously whack.

I love this.

Burrell - Oct 11, 2007 11:32:50 am PDT #6202 of 10001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Jesse, thanks for the early b-day wishes. I had a moment of "but wait! How could Nilly have gotten my b-day mixed up?" but then she came in and righted the world.

The plumber had to cancel the rest of his appointments. He just pulled a couple of toothbrushes out of our upstairs toilet.

This reminds me of the time that DH and my BiL (married to my sister) decided to excavate the bathroom sink in order to figure out why it was so slow. They found several crayons, a sippy valve, and a baby fork and spoon.

That's what we get for letting Franny pretend to wash dishes in the sink.

sarameg - Oct 11, 2007 11:34:26 am PDT #6203 of 10001

I don't recall a fascination with the toilet as a kid.

I stuffed toothpicks in the car's ignition.

Jesse - Oct 11, 2007 11:35:39 am PDT #6204 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seriously every time I look at that douche's stuff I have a new favorite part.

Dana - Oct 11, 2007 11:36:27 am PDT #6205 of 10001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

He's going to follow his referrer logs back here and come yell at us.

Trudy Booth - Oct 11, 2007 11:36:34 am PDT #6206 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think that guy might be the King of All Douchebags

We TOTALLY need to set him up with Craig's List Girl!

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