I like the pictures Cute Overload as much as the next person, but the writing has gotten way. too. cloying. I can only take it in small doses anymore.
Buffy ,'Help'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I think that guy might be the King of All Douchebags.
The plumber had to cancel the rest of his appointments. He just pulled a couple of toothbrushes out of our upstairs toilet. He had to unseat the thing and had to run out and get a new wax ring. I wonder what he's going to find in the downstairs toilet.
::headdesk::
Carpet cleaners were here today, too. DH heard them exclaim "DAY-UM!" when they moved our bed. Guess they weren't expecting dust bunnies that size.
He looks like Ron Perlman in his Beast makeup. And he's still uglier.
I still have a scar on my finger, but at least I didn't miss a day of work! I guess...
I think ROn Perlman in his Beast Make-up is kinda hot....that guy is no where near hot.
Also, when he lists he measurements, he lists his waist as 34 x 32. Um, that is your pant size, dumbass. Also, he is a 36 unless his pictures are seriously whack.
Cash, look at it this way: when my mom accidentally flushed a deoderant container, the toilet broke during removal (also had to unseat it) and it took a day to get a new one. So at least you still have the toilet.
My ER criteria is "is it spurting?"
Of course, last time I had a spurting wound, did I go to the ER? Why no. Which is how I ended up with a piece of glass in my foot for 3 or so months. I'll blame my parents though. I was 11.
Work is leaving me flailing and dizzy every.single.day.
Douchebag's skills:
SPORTS:
Soccer (State Championship Game), Bowling & Archery (State Championship Match), Baseball, Skiing, Swimming, Weightlifting (Bench & Leg Press/Squat over 1200 lbs. combined), Golf (Hole in One), Volleyball, Football, Billiards, Softball
DIALECTS & ACCENTS: English, Southern, New Yorker, Aristocrat, British, Irish, Australian, French, Indian
IMPRESSIONS & COMEDY: Published/Edited Humor Magazine in College, Quick Wit LOOKALIKES:
Will Ferrell Steven Seagal, Bruce Campbell, Ben Affleck Matthew Perry (74%), Mathew Fox (70%), Kyle McLaughlin (70%), Jason Priestly (70%) Patrick Swayze (68%), Simon LeBon (67%), Nick Lachey (66%), Ryan Phillippe (64%) Jesse Metcalfe (64%), Tom Cruise (64%), Matt Damon (63%), Billy Zane (62%) Hugh Grant (60%), Heath Ledger (58%), Luke Perry (57%), Val Kilmer (56%) Lance Armstrong (53%), Paul Walker (52%), Fabio (48%) (Percentages calculated by MyHeritage Face Recognition Software)
That celebrity lookalikes thing is my favorite part. Is he going to post himself as a Simpsons character next?
I cut my thumb down the side with an utility knife. I SHOULD have gotten stitched, but I didn't. Little known fact--your nerves run down the sided of your fingers. I still have numbness on one side of that thumb some 15 years later.
Bowling & Archery
Is it a thing to do these things together? Like skiing and shooting in the winter olympics biathlon??
You never know when you might need to clock a guy in the ankle with a 9-lb. weight, and then shoot him full of arrows, you know?