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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I think that guy might be the King of All Douchebags.
The plumber had to cancel the rest of his appointments. He just pulled a couple of toothbrushes out of our upstairs toilet. He had to unseat the thing and had to run out and get a new wax ring. I wonder what he's going to find in the downstairs toilet.
::headdesk::
Carpet cleaners were here today, too. DH heard them exclaim "DAY-UM!" when they moved our bed. Guess they weren't expecting dust bunnies that size.
He looks like Ron Perlman in his Beast makeup. And he's still uglier.
I still have a scar on my finger, but at least I didn't miss a day of work! I guess...
I think ROn Perlman in his Beast Make-up is kinda hot....that guy is no where near hot.
Also, when he lists he measurements, he lists his waist as 34 x 32. Um, that is your pant size, dumbass. Also, he is a 36 unless his pictures are seriously whack.
Cash, look at it this way: when my mom accidentally flushed a deoderant container, the toilet broke during removal (also had to unseat it) and it took a day to get a new one. So at least you still have the toilet.
My ER criteria is "is it spurting?"
Of course, last time I had a spurting wound, did I go to the ER? Why no. Which is how I ended up with a piece of glass in my foot for 3 or so months. I'll blame my parents though. I was 11.
Work is leaving me flailing and dizzy every.single.day.
Douchebag's skills:
SPORTS:
Soccer (State Championship Game), Bowling & Archery (State Championship Match), Baseball, Skiing, Swimming, Weightlifting (Bench & Leg Press/Squat over 1200 lbs. combined), Golf (Hole in One), Volleyball, Football, Billiards, Softball
DIALECTS & ACCENTS: English, Southern, New Yorker, Aristocrat, British, Irish, Australian, French, Indian
IMPRESSIONS & COMEDY: Published/Edited Humor Magazine in College, Quick Wit LOOKALIKES:
Will Ferrell Steven Seagal, Bruce Campbell, Ben Affleck Matthew Perry (74%), Mathew Fox (70%), Kyle McLaughlin (70%), Jason Priestly (70%) Patrick Swayze (68%), Simon LeBon (67%), Nick Lachey (66%), Ryan Phillippe (64%) Jesse Metcalfe (64%), Tom Cruise (64%), Matt Damon (63%), Billy Zane (62%) Hugh Grant (60%), Heath Ledger (58%), Luke Perry (57%), Val Kilmer (56%) Lance Armstrong (53%), Paul Walker (52%), Fabio (48%) (Percentages calculated by MyHeritage Face Recognition Software)
That celebrity lookalikes thing is my favorite part. Is he going to post himself as a Simpsons character next?
I cut my thumb down the side with an utility knife. I SHOULD have gotten stitched, but I didn't. Little known fact--your nerves run down the sided of your fingers. I still have numbness on one side of that thumb some 15 years later.
Bowling & Archery
Is it a thing to do these things together? Like skiing and shooting in the winter olympics biathlon??
You never know when you might need to clock a guy in the ankle with a 9-lb. weight, and then shoot him full of arrows, you know?
DIALECTS & ACCENTS: English, Southern, New Yorker, Aristocrat, British, Irish, Australian, French, Indian
Huh? I've seen dating sites that ask for what languages you speak, but what possible use would anyone have for knowing that he can do accents? And all of those are pretty vague categories, anyway.