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Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Aug 09, 2007 12:33:50 pm PDT #777 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I love the look of it, but because I lay down on my couch, my only thought is I wonder how comfy that would be with wooden arms.


Cashmere - Aug 09, 2007 12:36:29 pm PDT #778 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Robin, we have a very similar futon in our tv room. I like the sofa!


Cass - Aug 09, 2007 12:39:55 pm PDT #779 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Any comments?
You do not want this sofa. You want *me* to have this sofa. Unless there is more than one. And then you definitely want one. Man, I love Mission.


Cass - Aug 09, 2007 12:45:38 pm PDT #780 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My sister's cell has a ringback tone for me. Boyz in the Hood. Hy.ster.i.cal.

Obviously, she has discovered the secret for getting me to call more often - hilarious shoutouts to days when we were old enough to know better, and just didn't give a damn. And had driver's licenses. And a map to Vegas. And our parents out of town. And Easy E on cassette.


omnis_audis - Aug 09, 2007 1:07:32 pm PDT #781 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Meep. Just finished writing a lease for Joe and I to sign! The end (of living with my parents) is nigh!

Holy Hand Grenade Batman! That's an awesome b-day gift!!!

:: does happydance for Miracleborns ::

Vortex, you should be fine with public transport and taxis. Chicago is a very walkable town.

I've only had black eyes when I got my nose broken for my nose job.

But all the other cities in America give you black eyes all the time, so come to Chicago, and walk safely down our streets.

(was I the only one who read this as one sentence at first pass?)

Kristin, I haven't seen Simpsons yet either. Or the new HP movie. Wanna do some flicks this weekend?


sumi - Aug 09, 2007 1:18:15 pm PDT #782 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Aimee! and Joe! How exciting about your own place. Woo hoo!


Volans - Aug 09, 2007 1:25:53 pm PDT #783 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Yay for Nueva Casa de Miracleborn!

Robin, I love the couch. But then, I have a subscription to American Bungalow ( not American Bunghole, you cornholing types).


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2007 1:29:28 pm PDT #784 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cornholing with alcohol (oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through) is a great way to break the ice, since you're compelled to make every single vaguely relevant dirty joke.

I don't remember the names of the people I cornholed with (go on, be dirty), but I'll always be extra comfortable with them.


Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:37 pm PDT #785 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

just can't stop laughing


Lee - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:53 pm PDT #786 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Cornholing with alcohol (oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through) is a great way to break the ice, since you're compelled to make every single vaguely relevant dirty joke.

What does it mean though-- I'm thinking it can't be what I am envisioning, because that would hurt like hell.

eta: If I were home, I would google it, but I'm at work, and it turns out I still have some semblance of work appropriateness left, which is just weird.