He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:41:52 pm PDT #787 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh, as usual, dear.

I know we say that a lot, but it seems especially appropriate right now.

Omnis, possibly, but I know we have plans Saturday and I think we may have plans Sunday as well.


Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:44:15 pm PDT #788 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Coffee:

Lee, here's the worksafe wikipedia on cornholing (the game): Cornhole (game).

And...oh dear Gods...another worksafe but really funny if one is 12 (which I am) website: The American Cornhole Association. Their motto? "Make Cornhole America's Game." Can't. Stop. Giggling.


DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:46:37 pm PDT #789 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

( not American Bunghole, you cornholing types).

::is mildly disappointed in Raq::


DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:47:07 pm PDT #790 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Let us not forget Beavis' caffeine deranged alter ego Cornholio.


amych - Aug 09, 2007 1:48:13 pm PDT #791 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

HE NEEDS TP FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!

umm, sorry. inadvertent Beavis attack.


Lee - Aug 09, 2007 1:48:16 pm PDT #792 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, see, I was assuming there was some drinking activity called cornholing, rather than playing Cornhole while drinking.

I is dumb.


vw bug - Aug 09, 2007 2:16:05 pm PDT #793 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

A little something I threw together today: [link]


ChiKat - Aug 09, 2007 2:32:36 pm PDT #794 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

HE NEEDS TP FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!

I have been waiting for hours for someone to post that.

Wow, vw. You're a quilting machine!


askye - Aug 09, 2007 2:45:23 pm PDT #795 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Well I had a shitty day. Then it started to get better when I went to get my comics and then went down hill.

I have to stop talking to R because he says things that aren't very nice and teases me in a way that's not friendly. But then he thinks I'm critical of everything and play the devil's advocate.

Like today, he asked about work and I said that I was thinking about getting another job because I'm unhappy and bored with mine and he went on about how I was spoiled and whiny and it was a job and I should suck it up because I wasn't going to get paid the same (granted I make $13.50/hour and I realize that I'll probably take a hit no matter what I end up doing) and I should be grateful for what I have. And I went back with, I'm unhappy and not doing a good job and I want something different.

Then it turned into this rant about how everyone is unhappy at their jobs, no one likes going to work, no one loves what they do for a living, everyone is miserable at their jobs. And when I said, "well I know people who really like their job or do what they love" I got hit with "You just like to argue for arguements sake".

I asked him, is this what you want to do with your life, work here? And he tells me he doesn't have a choice, this is all that's open to him, "it's the new discrimination" he says that he has a misdemeanor which has kept him from getting jobs, and throws out the total b.s. line of how it's "security discrimination" and if he was black or a woman he'd have to be hired because he could sue, but this he can't do anything about. He can't get any kind of decent job anywhere. Ever. So all he can do is barely get by to pay his bills.

It was just frustrating and I don't want to be acquaintances with him because it's always kinda negative.

But then I got home and saw VW's beautiful quilt and that's a nice pick me up!


JZ - Aug 09, 2007 2:50:07 pm PDT #796 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Jeez, askye, what a suckhole of snivelling negativity (not to mention the faint nauseating whiff of racism and sexism)!

Tell him the ax murderers in the shiny box told you to ass him in the ear, then cornhole him right down the universe's bunghole.