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I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

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Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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omnis_audis - Aug 09, 2007 1:07:32 pm PDT #781 of 10001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Meep. Just finished writing a lease for Joe and I to sign! The end (of living with my parents) is nigh!

Holy Hand Grenade Batman! That's an awesome b-day gift!!!

:: does happydance for Miracleborns ::

Vortex, you should be fine with public transport and taxis. Chicago is a very walkable town.

I've only had black eyes when I got my nose broken for my nose job.

But all the other cities in America give you black eyes all the time, so come to Chicago, and walk safely down our streets.

(was I the only one who read this as one sentence at first pass?)

Kristin, I haven't seen Simpsons yet either. Or the new HP movie. Wanna do some flicks this weekend?

sumi - Aug 09, 2007 1:18:15 pm PDT #782 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

Aimee! and Joe! How exciting about your own place. Woo hoo!

Volans - Aug 09, 2007 1:25:53 pm PDT #783 of 10001

move out and draw fire

Yay for Nueva Casa de Miracleborn!

Robin, I love the couch. But then, I have a subscription to American Bungalow ( not American Bunghole, you cornholing types).

§ ita § - Aug 09, 2007 1:29:28 pm PDT #784 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cornholing with alcohol (oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through) is a great way to break the ice, since you're compelled to make every single vaguely relevant dirty joke.

I don't remember the names of the people I cornholed with (go on, be dirty), but I'll always be extra comfortable with them.

Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:37 pm PDT #785 of 10001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

just can't stop laughing

Lee - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:53 pm PDT #786 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Cornholing with alcohol (oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through) is a great way to break the ice, since you're compelled to make every single vaguely relevant dirty joke.

What does it mean though-- I'm thinking it can't be what I am envisioning, because that would hurt like hell.

eta: If I were home, I would google it, but I'm at work, and it turns out I still have some semblance of work appropriateness left, which is just weird.

Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:41:52 pm PDT #787 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh, as usual, dear.

I know we say that a lot, but it seems especially appropriate right now.

Omnis, possibly, but I know we have plans Saturday and I think we may have plans Sunday as well.

Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:44:15 pm PDT #788 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Coffee:

Lee, here's the worksafe wikipedia on cornholing (the game): Cornhole (game).

And...oh dear Gods...another worksafe but really funny if one is 12 (which I am) website: The American Cornhole Association. Their motto? "Make Cornhole America's Game." Can't. Stop. Giggling.

DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:46:37 pm PDT #789 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

( not American Bunghole, you cornholing types).

::is mildly disappointed in Raq::

DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:47:07 pm PDT #790 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Let us not forget Beavis' caffeine deranged alter ego Cornholio.

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