Yay for Nueva Casa de Miracleborn!
Robin, I love the couch. But then, I have a subscription to American Bungalow ( not American Bunghole, you cornholing types).
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Volans - Aug 09, 2007 1:25:53 pm PDT #783 of 10001
move out and draw fire
§ ita § - Aug 09, 2007 1:29:28 pm PDT #784 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cornholing with alcohol (oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through) is a great way to break the ice, since you're compelled to make every single vaguely relevant dirty joke.
I don't remember the names of the people I cornholed with (go on, be dirty), but I'll always be extra comfortable with them.
Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:37 pm PDT #785 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
just can't stop laughing
Lee - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:53 pm PDT #786 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Cornholing with alcohol (oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through) is a great way to break the ice, since you're compelled to make every single vaguely relevant dirty joke.
What does it mean though-- I'm thinking it can't be what I am envisioning, because that would hurt like hell.
eta: If I were home, I would google it, but I'm at work, and it turns out I still have some semblance of work appropriateness left, which is just weird.
Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:41:52 pm PDT #787 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Oh, as usual, dear.
I know we say that a lot, but it seems especially appropriate right now.
Omnis, possibly, but I know we have plans Saturday and I think we may have plans Sunday as well.
Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:44:15 pm PDT #788 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Coffee:
Lee, here's the worksafe wikipedia on cornholing (the game): Cornhole (game).
And...oh dear Gods...another worksafe but really funny if one is 12 (which I am) website: The American Cornhole Association. Their motto? "Make Cornhole America's Game." Can't. Stop. Giggling.
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:46:37 pm PDT #789 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
( not American Bunghole, you cornholing types).
::is mildly disappointed in Raq::
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:47:07 pm PDT #790 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Let us not forget Beavis' caffeine deranged alter ego Cornholio.
amych - Aug 09, 2007 1:48:13 pm PDT #791 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
HE NEEDS TP FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!
umm, sorry. inadvertent Beavis attack.
Lee - Aug 09, 2007 1:48:16 pm PDT #792 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Oh, see, I was assuming there was some drinking activity called cornholing, rather than playing Cornhole while drinking.
I is dumb.