Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Aug 09, 2007 1:25:53 pm PDT #783 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Yay for Nueva Casa de Miracleborn!

Robin, I love the couch. But then, I have a subscription to American Bungalow ( not American Bunghole, you cornholing types).


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2007 1:29:28 pm PDT #784 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cornholing with alcohol (oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through) is a great way to break the ice, since you're compelled to make every single vaguely relevant dirty joke.

I don't remember the names of the people I cornholed with (go on, be dirty), but I'll always be extra comfortable with them.


Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:37 pm PDT #785 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

just can't stop laughing


Lee - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:53 pm PDT #786 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Cornholing with alcohol (oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through) is a great way to break the ice, since you're compelled to make every single vaguely relevant dirty joke.

What does it mean though-- I'm thinking it can't be what I am envisioning, because that would hurt like hell.

eta: If I were home, I would google it, but I'm at work, and it turns out I still have some semblance of work appropriateness left, which is just weird.


Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:41:52 pm PDT #787 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh, as usual, dear.

I know we say that a lot, but it seems especially appropriate right now.

Omnis, possibly, but I know we have plans Saturday and I think we may have plans Sunday as well.


Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:44:15 pm PDT #788 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Coffee:

Lee, here's the worksafe wikipedia on cornholing (the game): Cornhole (game).

And...oh dear Gods...another worksafe but really funny if one is 12 (which I am) website: The American Cornhole Association. Their motto? "Make Cornhole America's Game." Can't. Stop. Giggling.


DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:46:37 pm PDT #789 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

( not American Bunghole, you cornholing types).

::is mildly disappointed in Raq::


DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:47:07 pm PDT #790 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Let us not forget Beavis' caffeine deranged alter ego Cornholio.


amych - Aug 09, 2007 1:48:13 pm PDT #791 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

HE NEEDS TP FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!

umm, sorry. inadvertent Beavis attack.


Lee - Aug 09, 2007 1:48:16 pm PDT #792 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, see, I was assuming there was some drinking activity called cornholing, rather than playing Cornhole while drinking.

I is dumb.