just can't stop laughing
You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.
Fred ,'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:37 pm PDT #785 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Lee - Aug 09, 2007 1:31:53 pm PDT #786 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Cornholing with alcohol (oh, feel free to quote me without greater context--my purity will shine through) is a great way to break the ice, since you're compelled to make every single vaguely relevant dirty joke.
What does it mean though-- I'm thinking it can't be what I am envisioning, because that would hurt like hell.
eta: If I were home, I would google it, but I'm at work, and it turns out I still have some semblance of work appropriateness left, which is just weird.
Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:41:52 pm PDT #787 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Oh, as usual, dear.
I know we say that a lot, but it seems especially appropriate right now.
Omnis, possibly, but I know we have plans Saturday and I think we may have plans Sunday as well.
Pix - Aug 09, 2007 1:44:15 pm PDT #788 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Coffee:
Lee, here's the worksafe wikipedia on cornholing (the game): Cornhole (game).
And...oh dear Gods...another worksafe but really funny if one is 12 (which I am) website: The American Cornhole Association. Their motto? "Make Cornhole America's Game." Can't. Stop. Giggling.
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:46:37 pm PDT #789 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
( not American Bunghole, you cornholing types).
::is mildly disappointed in Raq::
DavidS - Aug 09, 2007 1:47:07 pm PDT #790 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Let us not forget Beavis' caffeine deranged alter ego Cornholio.
amych - Aug 09, 2007 1:48:13 pm PDT #791 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
HE NEEDS TP FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!
umm, sorry. inadvertent Beavis attack.
Lee - Aug 09, 2007 1:48:16 pm PDT #792 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Oh, see, I was assuming there was some drinking activity called cornholing, rather than playing Cornhole while drinking.
I is dumb.
vw bug - Aug 09, 2007 2:16:05 pm PDT #793 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
A little something I threw together today: [link]
ChiKat - Aug 09, 2007 2:32:36 pm PDT #794 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
HE NEEDS TP FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!
I have been waiting for hours for someone to post that.
Wow, vw. You're a quilting machine!