Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:45:37 am PDT #6982 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My kinky compatriots tell me that it is, in fact, a recognized fetish.

DUDE. Why boats, though? Why not toy helicopters?

I do feel very naïve right now.


Cashmere - Sep 25, 2007 11:48:31 am PDT #6983 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

When I know something like that that ita doesn't, it scares me.


§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:51:18 am PDT #6984 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I endeavour to not let anyone know something I don't for too long.

It's not always a wise principle, but...well, at least it's easy to follow.


Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 11:53:14 am PDT #6985 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Your MMA boys are not my MMA boys.

Wanna trade?

These two are particularly young...


§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:54:59 am PDT #6986 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wanna trade?

Nuh-huh. I love my fighting boys quite to pieces and refuse to share or trade or even look away.


lisah - Sep 25, 2007 11:55:21 am PDT #6987 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Lisah, if you want to really rebel, come out as a brussels sprout lover

I AM a brussel sprouts lover! mmm roasted with a little olive oil and salt and pepper. delicioso!

Actually, my brother & his family's big shocker at family Thanksgiving last year was that they were now eating meat after being vegetarian for 10 + years. They were all

WE LOVE TURKEY!


tommyrot - Sep 25, 2007 12:02:58 pm PDT #6988 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there some special meaning to the Yoko Ono song about a toy boat?


Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 12:03:52 pm PDT #6989 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nuh-huh. I love my fighting boys quite to pieces and refuse to share or trade or even look away.

I can respect that.

I guess I'll just have to edumucate this batch.


Strix - Sep 25, 2007 12:25:20 pm PDT #6990 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, goody! Home from high school and a convo on kink!

I bet a bunch of you pervy types are secretly closet celebates who subscribe to Self-Denial Now and who practice cold showers every morning while contemplating the purity of nothingness.

This is, sadly, almost too true to be funny. I haven't....hmm, wow, it's been THAT long?! Crazy.

I used to get laid. I remember quite clearly that it used to happen.


JZ - Sep 25, 2007 12:37:08 pm PDT #6991 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I used to get laid. I remember quite clearly that it used to happen.

I remember that too, both because you'd come in here the mornings after with glorious little stories, and also because the most recent guy lucky enough to enjoy your company suffered a sudden spasmodic attack of asshattery. Unless he's since turned up amnesiac and recently awoken from a yearlong coma in which your beloved face and glorious ass were the last things he remembers from his previous life, I'm keeping him on my "run over with a garbage truck if at all possible" list.