lisah, hon, I hate to say it, but I'm pretty sure you're already out to your family as a pie-lover. If you're really going for shock value, you may have to switch to cake next year instead.
Actually not needing validation right now, but thank you.
Buffy ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Sep 25, 2007 11:30:05 am PDT #6972 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Volans - Sep 25, 2007 11:30:52 am PDT #6973 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Wow, you guys just gave me a great idea for an alternative way to deal with my pushy sister over Thanksgiving. (Joking!)
Dan Savage is kind of the Kinky Charm School, I suppose. Although a Bitch taking on that task would be good too.
I used to be extremely unvanilla. I was more Ben & Jerry's Flavor of the Month with unusual additions. I have no idea why that stopped, but I would say that I'm about as vanilla as it gets now.
JZ - Sep 25, 2007 11:31:51 am PDT #6974 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Dan Savage is kind of the Kinky Charm School, I suppose.
Though he lacks an adorable (or possibly Adorable) Cafepress store.
Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 11:35:25 am PDT #6975 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Found the Savage Love column: [link]
Atropa - Sep 25, 2007 11:35:34 am PDT #6976 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Being kinky is never an excuse for poor manners.
Yes. So very much yes.
Dan Savage is kind of the Kinky Charm School, I suppose.
Yeah, but Dan can also be a complete jackass to people who don't deserve it. Of course, I realize I am unreasonably biased because I know people who have worked for him, so I've Heard Stories.
Though he lacks an adorable (or possibly Adorable) Cafepress store.
This is true!
Toddson - Sep 25, 2007 11:35:55 am PDT #6977 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Lisah, if you want to really rebel, come out as a brussels sprout lover. That'll fix 'em! although it does leave you in the position of having to actually eat brussels sprouts.
§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:40:19 am PDT #6978 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Turned. Those. Boys. Scarlet.
Your MMA boys are not my MMA boys.
I'd shake my head sadly at mine, but some consider me one of the worst offenders. Still, we're more likely to tap out during sex than apply safe words to fighting.
Hey! The "toy boats" on the fetish chart...that's just joshing, right? Right?
Cashmere - Sep 25, 2007 11:41:57 am PDT #6979 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
JZ, funny you should bring up that particular kink (in whitefont) just a day or so after I accidentally found the phrase "Cuban tripe." There are days when I really wish I could burn information out of my brain.
Steph L. - Sep 25, 2007 11:44:36 am PDT #6980 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Hey! The "toy boats" on the fetish chart...that's just joshing, right? Right?
My kinky compatriots tell me that it is, in fact, a recognized fetish. I don't think they were bullshitting me.
§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:45:02 am PDT #6981 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, didn't I just learn something new.
I need to go to krav and tell them about it...