Wanna trade?
Nuh-huh. I love my fighting boys quite to pieces and refuse to share or trade or even look away.
Yes, there is. There's a hurry, Xander. I'm dying...I may have as few as fifty years left.
Anya ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 11:54:59 am PDT #6986 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
lisah - Sep 25, 2007 11:55:21 am PDT #6987 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Lisah, if you want to really rebel, come out as a brussels sprout lover
I AM a brussel sprouts lover! mmm roasted with a little olive oil and salt and pepper. delicioso!
Actually, my brother & his family's big shocker at family Thanksgiving last year was that they were now eating meat after being vegetarian for 10 + years. They were all
WE LOVE TURKEY!
tommyrot - Sep 25, 2007 12:02:58 pm PDT #6988 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is there some special meaning to the Yoko Ono song about a toy boat?
Trudy Booth - Sep 25, 2007 12:03:52 pm PDT #6989 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nuh-huh. I love my fighting boys quite to pieces and refuse to share or trade or even look away.
I can respect that.
I guess I'll just have to edumucate this batch.
Strix - Sep 25, 2007 12:25:20 pm PDT #6990 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, goody! Home from high school and a convo on kink!
I bet a bunch of you pervy types are secretly closet celebates who subscribe to Self-Denial Now and who practice cold showers every morning while contemplating the purity of nothingness.
This is, sadly, almost too true to be funny. I haven't....hmm, wow, it's been THAT long?! Crazy.
I used to get laid. I remember quite clearly that it used to happen.
JZ - Sep 25, 2007 12:37:08 pm PDT #6991 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I used to get laid. I remember quite clearly that it used to happen.
I remember that too, both because you'd come in here the mornings after with glorious little stories, and also because the most recent guy lucky enough to enjoy your company suffered a sudden spasmodic attack of asshattery. Unless he's since turned up amnesiac and recently awoken from a yearlong coma in which your beloved face and glorious ass were the last things he remembers from his previous life, I'm keeping him on my "run over with a garbage truck if at all possible" list.
Daisy Jane - Sep 25, 2007 12:41:40 pm PDT #6992 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm keeping him on my "run over with a garbage truck if at all possible" list.
Oooh. Speaking of which, I got a text message from L who went to court today to prove up the divorce:
"Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyye Earl!"
We're toasting with champagne-me and 2 of her other girlfriends-tonight!
Strix - Sep 25, 2007 12:45:47 pm PDT #6993 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, JZ. Lemme share: I checked into the site I met him at, where I hadn't checked my messages in about 7 months. I had a message from him, about 3 or 4 months after I'd last heard from him:
TMI whitefont: "Every time I jack off, I think of how much I loved fucking you."
I read that and CRINGED. Like, oh God, you didn't think that writing this to me would be a good thing, did you?
EWewew worldofEW. I am All About Blunt, but a girl likes a leetle...veiling, yes?
Steph L. - Sep 25, 2007 12:50:11 pm PDT #6994 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Erin, he sure is a romantic, isn't he?
Gnnnnarg.
§ ita § - Sep 25, 2007 12:51:00 pm PDT #6995 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I once had a guy tell me he'd been thinking of me while doing some other chick. That's a compliment? Really?