The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three.

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Aug 08, 2007 12:03:22 pm PDT #584 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Please define: "Insent"

That thing what you were expecting from me ought to be arriving in your inbox any minute now.


omnis_audis - Aug 08, 2007 12:04:23 pm PDT #585 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ahhh. an interesting abbreviation for "check your IN box, i SENT it to you"

Thanks.


erikaj - Aug 08, 2007 12:04:48 pm PDT #586 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

We used to say in coming, but people got too excited. (not really) But saying that here seemed appropriate.


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:07:38 pm PDT #587 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think we should say, "The penguin on top of your telly is about to explode!"


beekaytee - Aug 08, 2007 12:08:41 pm PDT #588 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Maybe one of those online ordination places can give me one? Plus added bonus: I could perform marriages!

Yupperdoodle dude. I do perform marriages and my ordination is from the Universal Life Church.

Mock if you must, but I take it very seriously and do a quite good job, if I do say so.

Cuddles pastoral counseling master's degree as added justification


omnis_audis - Aug 08, 2007 12:11:00 pm PDT #589 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

do you offer marriage counseling before the wedding?

What is your success rate (still together vs divorced)?

dunno why I wanna know, just a nosey ƒüçk.


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:11:31 pm PDT #590 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.

Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?


Daisy Jane - Aug 08, 2007 12:13:39 pm PDT #591 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The dude who performed our ceremony is/was a marriage counselor. He also did Mr. Jane's parents' ceremony.


Laga - Aug 08, 2007 12:15:48 pm PDT #592 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.

Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?

I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.


tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:17:10 pm PDT #593 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.

Well, I wouldn't do the whole dunk-under-water thing....