We used to say in coming, but people got too excited. (not really) But saying that here seemed appropriate.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Aug 08, 2007 12:04:48 pm PDT #586 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:07:38 pm PDT #587 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think we should say, "The penguin on top of your telly is about to explode!"
beekaytee - Aug 08, 2007 12:08:41 pm PDT #588 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Maybe one of those online ordination places can give me one? Plus added bonus: I could perform marriages!
Yupperdoodle dude. I do perform marriages and my ordination is from the Universal Life Church.
Mock if you must, but I take it very seriously and do a quite good job, if I do say so.
Cuddles pastoral counseling master's degree as added justification
omnis_audis - Aug 08, 2007 12:11:00 pm PDT #589 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
do you offer marriage counseling before the wedding?
What is your success rate (still together vs divorced)?
dunno why I wanna know, just a nosey ƒüçk.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:11:31 pm PDT #590 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.
Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?
Daisy Jane - Aug 08, 2007 12:13:39 pm PDT #591 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The dude who performed our ceremony is/was a marriage counselor. He also did Mr. Jane's parents' ceremony.
Laga - Aug 08, 2007 12:15:48 pm PDT #592 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.
Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?
I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:17:10 pm PDT #593 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.
Well, I wouldn't do the whole dunk-under-water thing....
Daisy Jane - Aug 08, 2007 12:21:27 pm PDT #594 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Just got this email from L
Just another day at the office....
Ok so Tonya just got off the phone with a client that is opening a London division and we're supposed to try to recruit for it. Which is cool and all, seriously though it probably won't happen because we do mostly contract and I don't even want to touch EU employment laws.
But, poor Tonya calls me and is all excited, thinking I should go over because, you know, I know the language....
We are special.
Laga - Aug 08, 2007 12:22:57 pm PDT #595 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Well, I wouldn't do the whole dunk-under-water thing....
OK I think I missed the whole point of cat baptism then.