I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.
Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?
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tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:11:31 pm PDT #590 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Daisy Jane - Aug 08, 2007 12:13:39 pm PDT #591 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The dude who performed our ceremony is/was a marriage counselor. He also did Mr. Jane's parents' ceremony.
Laga - Aug 08, 2007 12:15:48 pm PDT #592 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.
Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?
I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:17:10 pm PDT #593 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.
Well, I wouldn't do the whole dunk-under-water thing....
Daisy Jane - Aug 08, 2007 12:21:27 pm PDT #594 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Just got this email from L
Just another day at the office....
Ok so Tonya just got off the phone with a client that is opening a London division and we're supposed to try to recruit for it. Which is cool and all, seriously though it probably won't happen because we do mostly contract and I don't even want to touch EU employment laws.
But, poor Tonya calls me and is all excited, thinking I should go over because, you know, I know the language....
We are special.
Laga - Aug 08, 2007 12:22:57 pm PDT #595 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Well, I wouldn't do the whole dunk-under-water thing....
OK I think I missed the whole point of cat baptism then.
Laura - Aug 08, 2007 12:24:57 pm PDT #596 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
So I did know what insent was, but I had to google milf. Hey, have to learn something new every day.
omnis_audis - Aug 08, 2007 12:27:07 pm PDT #597 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Sean, you are getting an e-mail from our Master Electrician about upcoming work. I gave him your info. FYI.
ETA: respond quickly. It's bcc'd to 20 other people
beekaytee - Aug 08, 2007 12:28:06 pm PDT #598 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
do you offer marriage counseling before the wedding?Yes...a lot! Before, during and after the wedding. Since I'm also a former florist and planner, my couples get one-stop shop of bonuses.
I love doing pre-marital work and I especially appreciate couples who are aware enough to seek assistance in avoiding some of those "communication" problems it seems everyone falls victim too. In the end, it's all about figuring out your frame of reference, your partner's and where they diverse/intersect. Mostly, asking questions people don't seem to think to ask until it's too late.
What is your success rate (still together vs divorced)?
Only one couple has gotten divorced. That one was a tremendous surprise. At the risk of coming over annoyingly boastful, I'm really good at seeing through people's masks. This time? Total cockup on my part. 3 months after the wedding, during a fight, the mild-mannered groom reached under the marital bed and pulled out a shot gun. (all threat, no injury) I was floored. The bride came back for more counseling and allowed as how she had seen the signs but neglected to mention them to me. Ugh. Still, I can't believe my spidey sense didn't pick up a thing.
dunno why I wanna know, just a nosey ƒüçk.Or maybe you sensed that I love talking about my work!
brenda m - Aug 08, 2007 12:31:28 pm PDT #599 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
OK I think I missed the whole point of cat baptism then.
Seriously. Way to take the danger fun out of religious conversion there.