Maybe one of those online ordination places can give me one? Plus added bonus: I could perform marriages!

Yupperdoodle dude. I do perform marriages and my ordination is from the Universal Life Church.

Mock if you must, but I take it very seriously and do a quite good job, if I do say so.

Cuddles pastoral counseling master's degree as added justification

do you offer marriage counseling before the wedding?

What is your success rate (still together vs divorced)?

dunno why I wanna know, just a nosey ƒüçk.

I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.

Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?

The dude who performed our ceremony is/was a marriage counselor. He also did Mr. Jane's parents' ceremony.

I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.

Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?

I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.

I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.

Well, I wouldn't do the whole dunk-under-water thing....

Just got this email from L

Just another day at the office....

Ok so Tonya just got off the phone with a client that is opening a London division and we're supposed to try to recruit for it. Which is cool and all, seriously though it probably won't happen because we do mostly contract and I don't even want to touch EU employment laws.

But, poor Tonya calls me and is all excited, thinking I should go over because, you know, I know the language....

We are special.

Well, I wouldn't do the whole dunk-under-water thing....

OK I think I missed the whole point of cat baptism then.

So I did know what insent was, but I had to google milf. Hey, have to learn something new every day.

Sean, you are getting an e-mail from our Master Electrician about upcoming work. I gave him your info. FYI.

ETA: respond quickly. It's bcc'd to 20 other people