I think we should say, "The penguin on top of your telly is about to explode!"
No, it's shiny! I like to meet new people. They've all got stories...
Kaylee ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 37: You take the killing for granted.
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tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:07:38 pm PDT #587 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
beekaytee - Aug 08, 2007 12:08:41 pm PDT #588 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Maybe one of those online ordination places can give me one? Plus added bonus: I could perform marriages!
Yupperdoodle dude. I do perform marriages and my ordination is from the Universal Life Church.
Mock if you must, but I take it very seriously and do a quite good job, if I do say so.
Cuddles pastoral counseling master's degree as added justification
omnis_audis - Aug 08, 2007 12:11:00 pm PDT #589 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
do you offer marriage counseling before the wedding?
What is your success rate (still together vs divorced)?
dunno why I wanna know, just a nosey ƒüçk.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:11:31 pm PDT #590 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.
Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?
Daisy Jane - Aug 08, 2007 12:13:39 pm PDT #591 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The dude who performed our ceremony is/was a marriage counselor. He also did Mr. Jane's parents' ceremony.
Laga - Aug 08, 2007 12:15:48 pm PDT #592 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I would especially be excited if my online ordination would let me baptise cats.
Some folks might get annoyed with me though, right?
I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.
tommyrot - Aug 08, 2007 12:17:10 pm PDT #593 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I suspect the cats would be more annoyed than anyone.
Well, I wouldn't do the whole dunk-under-water thing....
Daisy Jane - Aug 08, 2007 12:21:27 pm PDT #594 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Just got this email from L
Just another day at the office....
Ok so Tonya just got off the phone with a client that is opening a London division and we're supposed to try to recruit for it. Which is cool and all, seriously though it probably won't happen because we do mostly contract and I don't even want to touch EU employment laws.
But, poor Tonya calls me and is all excited, thinking I should go over because, you know, I know the language....
We are special.
Laga - Aug 08, 2007 12:22:57 pm PDT #595 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Well, I wouldn't do the whole dunk-under-water thing....
OK I think I missed the whole point of cat baptism then.
Laura - Aug 08, 2007 12:24:57 pm PDT #596 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
So I did know what insent was, but I had to google milf. Hey, have to learn something new every day.