Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Sep 12, 2007 6:34:50 am PDT #9869 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

OK, I was thinking the "Catholic League" was a somewhat mainstream religious organization (as I'm not familiar with it).

No, Bill Donahue is your standard issue ranting wingnut of the "Jesus hates everyone but me and people exactly like me" variety.


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 6:34:53 am PDT #9870 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

asshats require asscaps

Words to live by. Or print on a t-shirt.


Nilly - Sep 12, 2007 6:35:55 am PDT #9871 of 10001
Swouncing

Skippity for the last Buffista Calendar update of the current Jewish year:

So, today is Polter-Cow's birthday (happy birthday!), and also Herah's, whose posts I haven't seen in forever. Tomorrow, the 13th, is billytea's birthday. Friday, the 14th, is Lyra Jane her DH's anniversary. Saturday, the 15th, us Nora Deirdre's birthday, as well as Angus Gordon's (whose posts, too, I hadn't seen in way too long).

Wow, September is a good month for Buffistas. Lots of early wishes for everybody!

And, of course, shana tova, and a good-rest-of-the-week, and, oh, look at the time, I have to log off.


Kathy A - Sep 12, 2007 6:53:30 am PDT #9872 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The problem is that Donohoe keeps on getting legitimized by being a common Catholic pundit/representative when it comes to Catholic issues being discussed (on Fox Noise, in particular). He's responsible for getting one of my favorite bloggers (Melissa McEwan, aka Shakespeare's Sister) booted off of Edwards' campaign staff, so I already hate him.


brenda m - Sep 12, 2007 6:53:35 am PDT #9873 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No, Bill Donahue is your standard issue ranting wingnut of the "Jesus hates everyone but me and people exactly like me" variety.

And yet, he somehow is given a lot of credibility by mainsteam news orgs and certain political parties I could name. So really, he's a rather more dangerous ranting wingnut than the usual.


amych - Sep 12, 2007 6:53:38 am PDT #9874 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Shana tova, Nilly!


brenda m - Sep 12, 2007 6:54:11 am PDT #9875 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I keep x-posting with people who say it better (first bon and now Kathy.)


bon bon - Sep 12, 2007 6:56:34 am PDT #9876 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Bob and I were just talking about this last night. He's like Fred Phelps in that he makes the news not because he's newsworthy, or represents something, but because he's salacious. He creates a story, like this one. And what possible reason would he have to stop? Should any one of you want to become famous, create a nonprofit and start getting offended.


Trudy Booth - Sep 12, 2007 6:58:17 am PDT #9877 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Thanks for the Happies, guys!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLTER!!!!


Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 7:02:22 am PDT #9878 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Happy Polter-Cow Day!