HAPPY BIRTHDAY P-C!!!
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Sep 12, 2007 7:03:23 am PDT #9879 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 7:05:47 am PDT #9880 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Should any one of you want to become famous, create a nonprofit and start getting offended.
I'm gonna start a nonprofit organization called "Stupid People Suck Foundation" Then I'll issue press releases whenever someone does something excessively stupid.
Yeah, I'd probably require a large staff to keep track of all the stupidity....
Nora Deirdre - Sep 12, 2007 7:09:05 am PDT #9881 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Best. Obiturary. Ever! [link]
Jessica - Sep 12, 2007 7:10:27 am PDT #9882 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I'm gonna start a nonprofit organization called "Stupid People Suck Foundation" Then I'll issue press releases whenever someone does something excessively stupid.
Nah, you'll never make any money that way. What you need to to is call it something relentlessly positive, like "Nice People In Favor Of Hugs And Puppies," and then issue scathing attacks calling for apologies whenever anyone makes a public statement but fails to explicitly state their pro-hugs-and-puppies stance.
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 7:11:02 am PDT #9883 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Bill Dohonue can suck it.
Last night, after many flights of stairs and a long night of packing ahead of me, I see an email asking about the attachments. I say "I gave you the attachments on Tuesday with the hard copy of the draft" His response "Are there attachments required? Call me"
Oh my god, I had no idea my boss had a male twin. I'm so sorry. I was just looking through old LJ posts, and I swear to god, except for the moving, I've posted this exact thing.
Tom Scola - Sep 12, 2007 7:11:18 am PDT #9884 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Best. Obiturary. Ever!
I linked to one of The Telegraph's earlier obits a few months ago, which is just as good: [link]
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 7:12:48 am PDT #9885 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What you need to to is call it something relentlessly positive, like "Nice People In Favor Of Hugs And Puppies," and then issue scathing attacks calling for apologies whenever anyone makes a public statement but fails to explicitly state their pro-hugs-and-puppies stance.
Brilliant!
Polter-Cow - Sep 12, 2007 7:18:41 am PDT #9886 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Thank you for the birthday wishes!
Nora Deirdre - Sep 12, 2007 7:22:14 am PDT #9887 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I linked to one of The Telegraph's earlier obits a few months ago, which is just as good: [link]
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I remember that now! Still hilarious.
shrift - Sep 12, 2007 7:26:06 am PDT #9888 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
What you need to to is call it something relentlessly positive, like "Nice People In Favor Of Hugs And Puppies,"
And then I will start up a competing organization called "Awesome People In Favor Of Smoochies And Kittens" and demand to know why you want the happycat to run out of happy.