Shana tova, Nilly!
Weird love's better than no love.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Sep 12, 2007 6:53:38 am PDT #9874 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
brenda m - Sep 12, 2007 6:54:11 am PDT #9875 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I keep x-posting with people who say it better (first bon and now Kathy.)
bon bon - Sep 12, 2007 6:56:34 am PDT #9876 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Bob and I were just talking about this last night. He's like Fred Phelps in that he makes the news not because he's newsworthy, or represents something, but because he's salacious. He creates a story, like this one. And what possible reason would he have to stop? Should any one of you want to become famous, create a nonprofit and start getting offended.
Trudy Booth - Sep 12, 2007 6:58:17 am PDT #9877 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Thanks for the Happies, guys!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLTER!!!!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 12, 2007 7:02:22 am PDT #9878 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Happy Polter-Cow Day!
megan walker - Sep 12, 2007 7:03:23 am PDT #9879 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY P-C!!!
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 7:05:47 am PDT #9880 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Should any one of you want to become famous, create a nonprofit and start getting offended.
I'm gonna start a nonprofit organization called "Stupid People Suck Foundation" Then I'll issue press releases whenever someone does something excessively stupid.
Yeah, I'd probably require a large staff to keep track of all the stupidity....
Nora Deirdre - Sep 12, 2007 7:09:05 am PDT #9881 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Best. Obiturary. Ever! [link]
Jessica - Sep 12, 2007 7:10:27 am PDT #9882 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I'm gonna start a nonprofit organization called "Stupid People Suck Foundation" Then I'll issue press releases whenever someone does something excessively stupid.
Nah, you'll never make any money that way. What you need to to is call it something relentlessly positive, like "Nice People In Favor Of Hugs And Puppies," and then issue scathing attacks calling for apologies whenever anyone makes a public statement but fails to explicitly state their pro-hugs-and-puppies stance.
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 7:11:02 am PDT #9883 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Bill Dohonue can suck it.
Last night, after many flights of stairs and a long night of packing ahead of me, I see an email asking about the attachments. I say "I gave you the attachments on Tuesday with the hard copy of the draft" His response "Are there attachments required? Call me"
Oh my god, I had no idea my boss had a male twin. I'm so sorry. I was just looking through old LJ posts, and I swear to god, except for the moving, I've posted this exact thing.