I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theresa - Sep 12, 2007 4:40:07 am PDT #9840 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

To some Oklahoma football fans, there are things that just aren't done in the heart of Sooner Nation, and one of them is to walk into a bar wearing a Texas Longhorns T-shirt.

That's exactly what touched off a bloody skirmish that left a Texas-shirt-wearing fan nearly castrated and an Oklahoma fan facing aggravated assault charges that could put him in prison for up to five years.

I was in a church service down there where we gave thanks for the Friday night victory of the high school football team. I looked around for the cameras, but I wasn't being punk'd.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 12, 2007 4:40:18 am PDT #9841 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My alarm did not go off this am, but somehow I woke at the correct time, which is an hour earlier than usual, despite getting home at 9:45 last night, and drinking a couple of glasses of wine in order to fall asleep! Thank god because we have a class today.

Relately, how many sheet pizza pieces do you allow per adult person? I have 18 people, so I am thinking 2 pizzas? We also will have salad.


lisah - Sep 12, 2007 4:45:03 am PDT #9842 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Some states used to ban interstate wine shipment, but that was ruled unconstitutional within the last couple years.

Really? huh. Last time I tried to get wine shipped from CA to MD they couldn't do it. That was about 2 years ago.

dag, I just overheard that the only other woman who works in the office is leaving. We're not great friends or anything but she's nice and relatively normal and I could ask her questions about the other people here without it being weird.


Jessica - Sep 12, 2007 4:49:03 am PDT #9843 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Chicago also has something called Delivery.com that acts as sort of a clearing house - you can scan menus for a gazillion restaurants and place your order through the site.

NYC (well, Manhattan) has Seamlessweb: [link]

Looks like they're in LA too.


Dana - Sep 12, 2007 5:21:01 am PDT #9844 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

t pokes thread

t and board

t and internet


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 5:21:49 am PDT #9845 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just got here, and so far have nothing clever to say....


Sue - Sep 12, 2007 5:24:48 am PDT #9846 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I also, have nothing clever to say.

I was trying to remember last night's dream for a while, but it's gone.


Dana - Sep 12, 2007 5:25:48 am PDT #9847 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

People claims this picture is Courtney Love. I say Courtney's looking a lot like Goldie Hawn these days. It's the hair and the lips.

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tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 5:28:05 am PDT #9848 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh gawd. Last night I dreamed they found out I had failed to take four classes in junior high, so I had to go back to junior high to take them. This is the second night in a row I've had this dream! Last night I was even thinking, "Wow, I have this dream all the time - now it's really happening!"


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2007 5:31:28 am PDT #9849 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a frantic and enervating sleep last night. It's been a long time since I've been so appalled at the sound of my alarm. And my head is screaming.

I hate to call in sick because there's no reason to accept I'll be better tomorrow. I just can't face showering in the next half hour, much less operating a motor vehicle.

But as I type, the answer becomes more clear. I have to go back to bed. Tomorrow will come in 18 hours. Cross that bridge then.

Alrighty. Sick-this-morning email sent, and I'm back to bed.

"Wow, I have this dream all the time - now it's really happening!"

That's uncomfortably meta. Can you be sure you're awake right now?