People claims this picture is Courtney Love. I say Courtney's looking a lot like Goldie Hawn these days. It's the hair and the lips.
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Sep 12, 2007 5:25:48 am PDT #9847 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 5:28:05 am PDT #9848 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh gawd. Last night I dreamed they found out I had failed to take four classes in junior high, so I had to go back to junior high to take them. This is the second night in a row I've had this dream! Last night I was even thinking, "Wow, I have this dream all the time - now it's really happening!"
§ ita § - Sep 12, 2007 5:31:28 am PDT #9849 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had a frantic and enervating sleep last night. It's been a long time since I've been so appalled at the sound of my alarm. And my head is screaming.
I hate to call in sick because there's no reason to accept I'll be better tomorrow. I just can't face showering in the next half hour, much less operating a motor vehicle.
But as I type, the answer becomes more clear. I have to go back to bed. Tomorrow will come in 18 hours. Cross that bridge then.
Alrighty. Sick-this-morning email sent, and I'm back to bed.
"Wow, I have this dream all the time - now it's really happening!"
That's uncomfortably meta. Can you be sure you're awake right now?
Dana - Sep 12, 2007 5:32:45 am PDT #9850 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
shrift - Sep 12, 2007 5:33:04 am PDT #9851 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I didn't get enough sleep. Can't be interesting. Too busy trying not to die. Must pack up desk this afternoon.
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 5:34:38 am PDT #9852 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's uncomfortably meta. Can you be sure you're awake right now?
I had this dream once where ita discussed the meta of my dreams - now it's really happening!
shrift - Sep 12, 2007 5:50:48 am PDT #9853 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Ha ha ha!
Just got an e-mail from a manager on east coast. Wants to "discuss" why things are showing up "incorrectly" on her invoices. I want to say, "Because your people keep making us enter it that way, and personally we think it's really stupid, but hey, if you'd like to 'chat' with your 'people' regarding this 'issue', we'd be delighted to stop doing it wrong!"
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 5:55:48 am PDT #9854 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wah wah wah -- I wiped out on some stairs on my way to the doctor's this morning, and now I'm all owie. At least I bought a Yorkie bar on the way there, so now I can eat chocolate while saying "Fuck you" to The Man.
lisah - Sep 12, 2007 5:58:10 am PDT #9855 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
ack Jesse! Falling sucks!
I got in early due to having to go get my brows did at butt o'clock this morning and I was all go-hung to finish this big project before getting lunch but I've run into complications and my motivation has fled and I am hungry now. feh.
Jon B. - Sep 12, 2007 6:01:02 am PDT #9856 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Has anyone wished Polter-Cow a happy birthday yet?
Happy Birthday, Polter-Cow!!!!!1!
(thank you Facebook)