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Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

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Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns

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lisah - Sep 12, 2007 4:45:03 am PDT #9842 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

Some states used to ban interstate wine shipment, but that was ruled unconstitutional within the last couple years.

Really? huh. Last time I tried to get wine shipped from CA to MD they couldn't do it. That was about 2 years ago.

dag, I just overheard that the only other woman who works in the office is leaving. We're not great friends or anything but she's nice and relatively normal and I could ask her questions about the other people here without it being weird.

Jessica - Sep 12, 2007 4:49:03 am PDT #9843 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Chicago also has something called Delivery.com that acts as sort of a clearing house - you can scan menus for a gazillion restaurants and place your order through the site.

NYC (well, Manhattan) has Seamlessweb: [link]

Looks like they're in LA too.

Dana - Sep 12, 2007 5:21:01 am PDT #9844 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

t pokes thread

t and board

t and internet

tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 5:21:49 am PDT #9845 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just got here, and so far have nothing clever to say....

Sue - Sep 12, 2007 5:24:48 am PDT #9846 of 10001

hip deep in pie

I also, have nothing clever to say.

I was trying to remember last night's dream for a while, but it's gone.

Dana - Sep 12, 2007 5:25:48 am PDT #9847 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

People claims this picture is Courtney Love. I say Courtney's looking a lot like Goldie Hawn these days. It's the hair and the lips.

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tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 5:28:05 am PDT #9848 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh gawd. Last night I dreamed they found out I had failed to take four classes in junior high, so I had to go back to junior high to take them. This is the second night in a row I've had this dream! Last night I was even thinking, "Wow, I have this dream all the time - now it's really happening!"

§ ita § - Sep 12, 2007 5:31:28 am PDT #9849 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a frantic and enervating sleep last night. It's been a long time since I've been so appalled at the sound of my alarm. And my head is screaming.

I hate to call in sick because there's no reason to accept I'll be better tomorrow. I just can't face showering in the next half hour, much less operating a motor vehicle.

But as I type, the answer becomes more clear. I have to go back to bed. Tomorrow will come in 18 hours. Cross that bridge then.

Alrighty. Sick-this-morning email sent, and I'm back to bed.

"Wow, I have this dream all the time - now it's really happening!"

That's uncomfortably meta. Can you be sure you're awake right now?

Dana - Sep 12, 2007 5:32:45 am PDT #9850 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

And speaking of pictures, why does Jon Stewart look so orange?

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shrift - Sep 12, 2007 5:33:04 am PDT #9851 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I didn't get enough sleep. Can't be interesting. Too busy trying not to die. Must pack up desk this afternoon.

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