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§ ita § - Sep 12, 2007 5:31:28 am PDT #9849 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a frantic and enervating sleep last night. It's been a long time since I've been so appalled at the sound of my alarm. And my head is screaming.

I hate to call in sick because there's no reason to accept I'll be better tomorrow. I just can't face showering in the next half hour, much less operating a motor vehicle.

But as I type, the answer becomes more clear. I have to go back to bed. Tomorrow will come in 18 hours. Cross that bridge then.

Alrighty. Sick-this-morning email sent, and I'm back to bed.

"Wow, I have this dream all the time - now it's really happening!"

That's uncomfortably meta. Can you be sure you're awake right now?

Dana - Sep 12, 2007 5:32:45 am PDT #9850 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

And speaking of pictures, why does Jon Stewart look so orange?

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shrift - Sep 12, 2007 5:33:04 am PDT #9851 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I didn't get enough sleep. Can't be interesting. Too busy trying not to die. Must pack up desk this afternoon.

tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 5:34:38 am PDT #9852 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's uncomfortably meta. Can you be sure you're awake right now?

I had this dream once where ita discussed the meta of my dreams - now it's really happening!

shrift - Sep 12, 2007 5:50:48 am PDT #9853 of 10001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ha ha ha!

Just got an e-mail from a manager on east coast. Wants to "discuss" why things are showing up "incorrectly" on her invoices. I want to say, "Because your people keep making us enter it that way, and personally we think it's really stupid, but hey, if you'd like to 'chat' with your 'people' regarding this 'issue', we'd be delighted to stop doing it wrong!"

Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 5:55:48 am PDT #9854 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wah wah wah -- I wiped out on some stairs on my way to the doctor's this morning, and now I'm all owie. At least I bought a Yorkie bar on the way there, so now I can eat chocolate while saying "Fuck you" to The Man.

lisah - Sep 12, 2007 5:58:10 am PDT #9855 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

ack Jesse! Falling sucks!

I got in early due to having to go get my brows did at butt o'clock this morning and I was all go-hung to finish this big project before getting lunch but I've run into complications and my motivation has fled and I am hungry now. feh.

Jon B. - Sep 12, 2007 6:01:02 am PDT #9856 of 10001

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Has anyone wished Polter-Cow a happy birthday yet?

Happy Birthday, Polter-Cow!!!!!1!

(thank you Facebook)

tiggy - Sep 12, 2007 6:01:07 am PDT #9857 of 10001

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

this morning i am being heartily amused by cow-orkers who just can't handle change. our system got upgraded over night to a shinier, sleeker version and no one but me seems to like it. they're whining about the text being too small to read.

strangely, today feels like a friday and i feel okay.

tiggy - Sep 12, 2007 6:01:28 am PDT #9858 of 10001

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

cereal to say:

Happy Birthday, P-C!!! *smooooooooch*

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