Is this the stupidest driver in the universe? [link]
The driver is attempting to get out of a parking lot. Driver has lots of room and can easily get out, but instead it apparently doesn't occur to the driver to turn the steering wheel while backing up, so driver rams two cars about three times each each to get out....
Video of a cat asleep on its back with its tail twitching: [link]
Hey, I posted a cute video of a dog on a water slide earlier. I don't want to be non-balanced and not cover the cute cat perspective.
I don't want to be non-balanced and not cover the cute cat perspective.
First of all, it is well established that you are unbalanced.
Second of all, there is seriously no need to try to balance the scales with more cats. The internet is made entirely of cats. Every byte is a kitten and every pixel a tabby. They are stacked and LOLed and cutely overloaded and referred to as furbabies and iconed out the ass like xmas tinsel (out the ass of a cat).
Wait, you can find cat pictures on the internet?
Wait, you can find cat pictures on the internet?
Not anymore. They've all been absorbed into one great cat AI running sub-programs under the code.
Ooh. If you go on YouTube and search for 'dog', you get 234,000 videos. 'Cat' only gets you 217,000.
Google will give you 297,000,000 dog images and 427,000,000 cat images. Apparently a static cat is better than a static dog, but a dog is motion is better than a cat in motion.
Apparently a static cat is better than a static dog, but a dog is motion is better than a cat in motion.
I think the difference is accounted for almost entirely by the bulldog who skateboards.
Yeah, good point. That and the narcoleptic puppy.
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