Yeah, good point. That and the narcoleptic puppy.
eta: [link]
Everyone's getting spanked but me.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:32:46 pm PDT #8944 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:33:46 pm PDT #8945 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yeah, good point. That and the narcoleptic puppy.
Actually on the second Puppy Bowl I thought the kitten halftime was better. But they stopped dropping crap on their heads this year, so the kittens were much less festive.
Theresa - Sep 06, 2007 8:36:53 pm PDT #8946 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
so the kittens were much less festive
I'm hoping this wasn't where you got the tinsel idea.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:39:00 pm PDT #8947 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. There's more than one famous internet narcoleptic puppy: [link]
This one has it worse. It starts out funny like any narcoleptic puppy video should, but just gets kinda' sad.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:41:38 pm PDT #8948 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm hoping this wasn't where you got the tinsel idea.
Tinsel enemas for everyone! It'll put a shine in your ass and a gleam in your eye!
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:43:38 pm PDT #8949 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tinsel enemas for everyone!
Does toe-tapping work for anonymous public bathroom stall tinsel enemas?
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:45:20 pm PDT #8950 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Does toe-tapping work for anonymous public bathroom stall tinsel enemas?
If you know morse code and have agile feet.
Theresa - Sep 06, 2007 8:45:54 pm PDT #8951 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
That puppy almost made me cry. Damn, depressing.
Tinsel enemas for everyone! It'll put a shine in your ass and a gleam in your eye!
A tag waiting to happen.
Nilly - Sep 06, 2007 9:11:01 pm PDT #8952 of 10001
Swouncing
You guys, thank you for the birthday wishes! I've actually threadsucked and read each and every one of them (see what you made me do? I can't remember when was the last time I did that for Natter). It was so much fun.
Also, and not just in honor of her new job, even though it gives me an opportunity to congratulate her, a mini-meara:
is it wrong for a Gentile to want to know her Jewish b'date? No? General date is June 14, 1969.
javachik, why would it be wrong? Your Jewish birthday is the 28 of the month Sivan.
How late does it occur on the Western calendar? That is, when it moves around, would it ever move around enough to land on Emmett (9/23) or Matilda's (9/26) birthday?
Oh, you asked exactly in the right time! My very next birthday falls on Emmett's! It's a bit silly, how pleased I am about this.
Also, speaking of birthdays, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is Lyra Jane's birthday. I didn't see posts from her in forever, but I hope the well-wishes find their way to her, somehow.
Also, in writing "today" I mean the today of here, and the general date, of course. Even though it's not today yet in several timezones, like the board's. Those timezones things are confusing even without throwing in the other calendars and the-day-starts-from-the-evening-before-or-in-midnight and so forth. Hmm.
§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 9:14:43 pm PDT #8953 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't know whether or not Keira Knightly is anorexic or just thin. I vote for the latter, because that's one less person with a horrible disease.
Either way, sweetie, don't do this. Work with and not against your body.
Slightly related question: I need some cheap men's wifebeaters. Does Ross carry stuff like that? I'm not near a Target/Walmart/Kmart and department stores give me the hives.