Wait, you can find cat pictures on the internet?
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tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:28:41 pm PDT #8940 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:30:51 pm PDT #8941 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wait, you can find cat pictures on the internet?
Not anymore. They've all been absorbed into one great cat AI running sub-programs under the code.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:31:00 pm PDT #8942 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh. If you go on YouTube and search for 'dog', you get 234,000 videos. 'Cat' only gets you 217,000.
Google will give you 297,000,000 dog images and 427,000,000 cat images. Apparently a static cat is better than a static dog, but a dog is motion is better than a cat in motion.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:32:09 pm PDT #8943 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Apparently a static cat is better than a static dog, but a dog is motion is better than a cat in motion.
I think the difference is accounted for almost entirely by the bulldog who skateboards.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:32:46 pm PDT #8944 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:33:46 pm PDT #8945 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yeah, good point. That and the narcoleptic puppy.
Actually on the second Puppy Bowl I thought the kitten halftime was better. But they stopped dropping crap on their heads this year, so the kittens were much less festive.
Theresa - Sep 06, 2007 8:36:53 pm PDT #8946 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
so the kittens were much less festive
I'm hoping this wasn't where you got the tinsel idea.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:39:00 pm PDT #8947 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. There's more than one famous internet narcoleptic puppy: [link]
This one has it worse. It starts out funny like any narcoleptic puppy video should, but just gets kinda' sad.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:41:38 pm PDT #8948 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm hoping this wasn't where you got the tinsel idea.
Tinsel enemas for everyone! It'll put a shine in your ass and a gleam in your eye!
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:43:38 pm PDT #8949 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tinsel enemas for everyone!
Does toe-tapping work for anonymous public bathroom stall tinsel enemas?