Video of a cat asleep on its back with its tail twitching: [link]
Don't make me kill you.
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:21:05 pm PDT #8937 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:24:04 pm PDT #8938 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hey, I posted a cute video of a dog on a water slide earlier. I don't want to be non-balanced and not cover the cute cat perspective.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:27:39 pm PDT #8939 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I don't want to be non-balanced and not cover the cute cat perspective.
First of all, it is well established that you are unbalanced.
Second of all, there is seriously no need to try to balance the scales with more cats. The internet is made entirely of cats. Every byte is a kitten and every pixel a tabby. They are stacked and LOLed and cutely overloaded and referred to as furbabies and iconed out the ass like xmas tinsel (out the ass of a cat).
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:28:41 pm PDT #8940 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wait, you can find cat pictures on the internet?
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:30:51 pm PDT #8941 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wait, you can find cat pictures on the internet?
Not anymore. They've all been absorbed into one great cat AI running sub-programs under the code.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:31:00 pm PDT #8942 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh. If you go on YouTube and search for 'dog', you get 234,000 videos. 'Cat' only gets you 217,000.
Google will give you 297,000,000 dog images and 427,000,000 cat images. Apparently a static cat is better than a static dog, but a dog is motion is better than a cat in motion.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:32:09 pm PDT #8943 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Apparently a static cat is better than a static dog, but a dog is motion is better than a cat in motion.
I think the difference is accounted for almost entirely by the bulldog who skateboards.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:32:46 pm PDT #8944 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:33:46 pm PDT #8945 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yeah, good point. That and the narcoleptic puppy.
Actually on the second Puppy Bowl I thought the kitten halftime was better. But they stopped dropping crap on their heads this year, so the kittens were much less festive.
Theresa - Sep 06, 2007 8:36:53 pm PDT #8946 of 10001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
so the kittens were much less festive
I'm hoping this wasn't where you got the tinsel idea.