happy birthday flea and Nilly
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
beth b - Sep 06, 2007 6:24:45 pm PDT #8933 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
§ ita § - Sep 06, 2007 7:37:50 pm PDT #8934 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ha! You can respect the right to free speech, but you don't have to respect the content. I am a fan of that sort of inanity in the face of shudder-inducing hate.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 7:52:26 pm PDT #8935 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is this the stupidest driver in the universe? [link]
The driver is attempting to get out of a parking lot. Driver has lots of room and can easily get out, but instead it apparently doesn't occur to the driver to turn the steering wheel while backing up, so driver rams two cars about three times each each to get out....
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:12:08 pm PDT #8936 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Video of a cat asleep on its back with its tail twitching: [link]
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:21:05 pm PDT #8937 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Video of a cat asleep on its back with its tail twitching: [link]
Don't make me kill you.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:24:04 pm PDT #8938 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hey, I posted a cute video of a dog on a water slide earlier. I don't want to be non-balanced and not cover the cute cat perspective.
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:27:39 pm PDT #8939 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I don't want to be non-balanced and not cover the cute cat perspective.
First of all, it is well established that you are unbalanced.
Second of all, there is seriously no need to try to balance the scales with more cats. The internet is made entirely of cats. Every byte is a kitten and every pixel a tabby. They are stacked and LOLed and cutely overloaded and referred to as furbabies and iconed out the ass like xmas tinsel (out the ass of a cat).
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:28:41 pm PDT #8940 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wait, you can find cat pictures on the internet?
DavidS - Sep 06, 2007 8:30:51 pm PDT #8941 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wait, you can find cat pictures on the internet?
Not anymore. They've all been absorbed into one great cat AI running sub-programs under the code.
tommyrot - Sep 06, 2007 8:31:00 pm PDT #8942 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh. If you go on YouTube and search for 'dog', you get 234,000 videos. 'Cat' only gets you 217,000.
Google will give you 297,000,000 dog images and 427,000,000 cat images. Apparently a static cat is better than a static dog, but a dog is motion is better than a cat in motion.