TSA's common-sense approach
Must be a new thing for them.
You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.
Tracy ,'The Message'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Aug 30, 2007 9:19:57 am PDT #7760 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 9:21:44 am PDT #7761 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Must be a new thing for them.
Yeah. They sound so proud that they've mastered this new skill....
sarameg - Aug 30, 2007 9:22:04 am PDT #7762 of 10001
A. No. TSA's common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.
Bwahahaha. Yeah. Common sense. They really claiming that?
Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 9:23:39 am PDT #7763 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, not for nothing, but I have no idea what "worldwide standards for lighters" would be.
shrift - Aug 30, 2007 9:23:40 am PDT #7764 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
They really claiming that?
Copied and pasted directly from TSA.gov, dude!
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 9:24:45 am PDT #7765 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have no idea what "worldwide standards for lighters" would be.
Worldwide Standards for Lighters FAQ:
Q: I can haz?
A: Yes.
beekaytee - Aug 30, 2007 9:54:26 am PDT #7766 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
q-tips and peroxide are the earbombdiggity. I'm not sure I could survive a shower without them.
Also, a student in one of my recent classes suggested keeping a q-tip next to the phone...especially if you do customer service or have to deal with difficult people. The q-tip reminds here to Quit Taking It Personally.
Love that.
Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 10:13:24 am PDT #7767 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
A round of job-keeping-ma for everyone!
Sue - Aug 30, 2007 10:20:57 am PDT #7768 of 10001
hip deep in pie
A round of job-keeping-ma for everyone!
Seriously!
Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 10:24:33 am PDT #7769 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
CHEERS!