A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Aug 30, 2007 9:22:04 am PDT #7762 of 10001

A. No. TSA's common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.

Bwahahaha. Yeah. Common sense. They really claiming that?


Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 9:23:39 am PDT #7763 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, not for nothing, but I have no idea what "worldwide standards for lighters" would be.


shrift - Aug 30, 2007 9:23:40 am PDT #7764 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

They really claiming that?

Copied and pasted directly from TSA.gov, dude!


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 9:24:45 am PDT #7765 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have no idea what "worldwide standards for lighters" would be.

Worldwide Standards for Lighters FAQ:

Q: I can haz?

A: Yes.


beekaytee - Aug 30, 2007 9:54:26 am PDT #7766 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

q-tips and peroxide are the earbombdiggity. I'm not sure I could survive a shower without them.

Also, a student in one of my recent classes suggested keeping a q-tip next to the phone...especially if you do customer service or have to deal with difficult people. The q-tip reminds here to Quit Taking It Personally.

Love that.


Daisy Jane - Aug 30, 2007 10:13:24 am PDT #7767 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

A round of job-keeping-ma for everyone!


Sue - Aug 30, 2007 10:20:57 am PDT #7768 of 10001
hip deep in pie

A round of job-keeping-ma for everyone!

Seriously!


Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 10:24:33 am PDT #7769 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

CHEERS!


Kathy A - Aug 30, 2007 10:29:23 am PDT #7770 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Thank you! Talking with my boss this afternoon was the first I'd heard of the rumors, because apparently the rumors were saying the news would be coming down today. That's been delayed for the time being due to some further meetings being held, but it definitely sounds like something's going to be announced pretty soon.

The first time I was laid off was the Tuesday after Labor Day, so having this happen now is not a good sign for me. I hate reshufflings due to getting the next year's budget done.

This is a relatively slow period of the year for me, so I'm feeling particularly vulnerable right now. If they just watch me the first six months of the year when I'm swamped...


Jessica - Aug 30, 2007 10:31:39 am PDT #7771 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Huh. So THAT's where the WMDs went!

U.N. weapons inspectors discovered potentially hazardous chemical agents in their office near U.N. headquarters that were probably taken from Iraq’s main chemical weapons facility 11 years ago, officials said Thursday.

Okabe said one of the substances, identified Wednesday, was phosgene suspended in oil, “whose present state is unknown but which could be potentially hazardous.”

Phosgene can be used as a chemical weapon — and was used extensively in World War I — as a choking agent. Both phosgene gas and liquid can damage skin, eyes, nose, throat and lungs.

UNMOVIC spokesman Ewen Buchanan said the phosgene was in liquid form, suspended in the oil, in a soda-can-sized container. It was found in a sealed plastic bag that included “unknown liquid substances contained in metal and glass containers ranging in size from small vials to tubes the length of a pen,” she said.

That's about 2 blocks from my office...