I've flown a number of times in the last few months and half the time I forget to even take out my bag of OMG liquids and they never noticed.
Will Ferrell is a good one, thanks Vortex.
I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
Cordelia ,'Showtime'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Aug 30, 2007 8:54:13 am PDT #7750 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
shrift - Aug 30, 2007 8:55:46 am PDT #7751 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Oh, I totally hid mine in my pocket last time, except the TSA lifted the ban on common lighters earlier this month.
Hmm:
Q. Does your lighter need to be in a baggie since it contains liquid?
A. No. TSA's common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.
Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2007 9:00:57 am PDT #7752 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
OK, the front page on CNN is the awning of my building.
This is getting less funny.
tommyrot - Aug 30, 2007 9:01:42 am PDT #7753 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
TSA's common-sense approach harmonizes with worldwide standards for lighters.
Awww... "harmonizes" - that's so warm and fuzzy.
TSA - Now With Common-Sense!!!
Vortex - Aug 30, 2007 9:02:16 am PDT #7754 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Will Ferrell is a good one, thanks Vortex.
no prob. I just thought -- who was in the last ridiculously stupid movie that made a lot of money? :)
tiggy - Aug 30, 2007 9:03:46 am PDT #7755 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
man, today can bite me. i'm ready to go home.
Jesse - Aug 30, 2007 9:04:40 am PDT #7756 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
TSA's common-sense approach
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Susan W. - Aug 30, 2007 9:13:08 am PDT #7757 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
TSA has a common-sense approach? To anything?
shrift - Aug 30, 2007 9:14:25 am PDT #7758 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I know, right? I found that and laughed for about five minutes straight.
Trudy Booth - Aug 30, 2007 9:17:10 am PDT #7759 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
TSA's got nothin' on the FBI.
If you go outside you're not allowed back in. Unless you happen to know where the back door is and have the key (which most of us do). So, you know, I feel VERY safe that a bunch of secretaries and IP lawyers are breaking through the FBIs crack security.