Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Stephanie - Aug 07, 2007 4:48:18 am PDT #2931 of 10001
Trust my rage

I meant to post this here originally, but I was posting too early...

[x-post with Bitches]

Actual conversation with husband just now:

Joe: I see you have a book on a cult. Are you into a cult now?

Me: Did you actually look at the cover?

Joe: Yeah - it has a mouse with pointy ears (he sticks his fingers up next to his ears to demonstrate)

Me: So, does that really look like a book on a cult?

Joe: No...so what is it?

Me: It's a book written by a buffista about life online. She made the exact point to the publisher about putting the word 'cult' on the cover but they did it anyway.

So, not surprisingly, paperdol was right. (Oh, and I'm totally enjoying the book. I was laughing out loud at the skeezy third world hospital last week while waiting for my appointment.)


Stephanie - Aug 07, 2007 4:55:35 am PDT #2932 of 10001
Trust my rage

Jessica, love the happy tushies stuff. So. Cute.

I love the sushi diapers! Maybe if I have a boy, I'll have an excuse to spend more money and get some cool new diapers. I so want to be all gender neutral in my color choices, but I just don't think I can put a boy in a pink diaper (unless maybe we don't leave the house).


Stephanie - Aug 07, 2007 4:56:53 am PDT #2933 of 10001
Trust my rage

Look, I'm increasing Natter posting volume all by myself!

ita, I'm sorry you are still stuck in the ER. Why is the nurse's leg in a brace all of a sudden? That's a little worrisome.


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 4:59:20 am PDT #2934 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

My 2pm interview canceled.

Bleh. Still have a 1:30 and an 8, which I think will be available on the net. Will post.


Stephanie - Aug 07, 2007 4:59:40 am PDT #2935 of 10001
Trust my rage

Last spam posting for now and then back to work...

I just interviewed this guy who wants to becomes a US citizen. To do that, you have to be able to read/write/speak in English and pass this history test. He failed the writing part. I have no problem with immigrants learning English, but here, everyone speaks Spanish!

Anyway, that's nothing special, but this guy really wanted to pass (and took the test before he was totally ready) because his son is back home and won't be able to come here legally unless his dad is a citizen. I could tell the guy felt so sad that he couldn't do it.


Jessica - Aug 07, 2007 5:08:13 am PDT #2936 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I so want to be all gender neutral in my color choices, but I just don't think I can put a boy in a pink diaper (unless maybe we don't leave the house).

I know what you mean -- I'd love to be completely gender neutral and colorblind and all modern and enlightened etc in D's clothing choices, but I find I'm drawing the line at pink. Oh well.

Avoiding pink diapers is easy because I am absolutely forbidden to buy any new diapers while he still fits into his infant prefolds & covers. FORBIDDEN. No matter how cute they are.

Right now I need him to agree that napping in his Amby is just as comfortable as napping on my lap so I can go finish dyeing my hair. He slept just long enough earlier this morning for me to bleach it, but I haven't been able to put him down long enough to get the blue in...good thing it's too hot to leave the apartment today anyway.


shrift - Aug 07, 2007 5:08:58 am PDT #2937 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'd natter more, but I'm still waiting for the coffee to make me human. My mental gauge is wobbling too close to "sociopath" to engage in much conversation.


Jessica - Aug 07, 2007 5:10:24 am PDT #2938 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have a $25 Amazon gift certificate. What should I buy?

(Doing my part to speed up Natter since 5:30 this morning.)


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 5:11:33 am PDT #2939 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The nurse got into it with a drunken patient.

They want to know which I pick: home or hospitalisation.

So totally neither.


Cashmere - Aug 07, 2007 5:11:42 am PDT #2940 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Good luck with the interviews, paperdol!

Jessica, good luck with the hair dyeing.

The weather today and the rest of the week will be Satan's Armpit: Hot & humid. I need to get Owen out of the house, though, before he drives me crazy.