Riley: Oh, yeah. Sorry 'bout last time. Heard I missed out on some fun. Xander: Oh yeah, fun was had. Also frolic, merriment and near-death hijinks.

'Never Leave Me'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Aug 07, 2007 5:08:13 am PDT #2936 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I so want to be all gender neutral in my color choices, but I just don't think I can put a boy in a pink diaper (unless maybe we don't leave the house).

I know what you mean -- I'd love to be completely gender neutral and colorblind and all modern and enlightened etc in D's clothing choices, but I find I'm drawing the line at pink. Oh well.

Avoiding pink diapers is easy because I am absolutely forbidden to buy any new diapers while he still fits into his infant prefolds & covers. FORBIDDEN. No matter how cute they are.

Right now I need him to agree that napping in his Amby is just as comfortable as napping on my lap so I can go finish dyeing my hair. He slept just long enough earlier this morning for me to bleach it, but I haven't been able to put him down long enough to get the blue in...good thing it's too hot to leave the apartment today anyway.


shrift - Aug 07, 2007 5:08:58 am PDT #2937 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'd natter more, but I'm still waiting for the coffee to make me human. My mental gauge is wobbling too close to "sociopath" to engage in much conversation.


Jessica - Aug 07, 2007 5:10:24 am PDT #2938 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I have a $25 Amazon gift certificate. What should I buy?

(Doing my part to speed up Natter since 5:30 this morning.)


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 5:11:33 am PDT #2939 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The nurse got into it with a drunken patient.

They want to know which I pick: home or hospitalisation.

So totally neither.


Cashmere - Aug 07, 2007 5:11:42 am PDT #2940 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Good luck with the interviews, paperdol!

Jessica, good luck with the hair dyeing.

The weather today and the rest of the week will be Satan's Armpit: Hot & humid. I need to get Owen out of the house, though, before he drives me crazy.


Cashmere - Aug 07, 2007 5:13:56 am PDT #2941 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

So totally neither.

oh, ita, that's horrible. I hope you can get some relief.

I have a $25 Amazon gift certificate. What should I buy?

No cloth diapers.


Kat - Aug 07, 2007 5:15:15 am PDT #2942 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita, pick hospital. if you need a ride, please call me and noah and i will get you.

I'd love an amby but too pricey right now and can't afford. Noah is asleep across abdomen making typing tricky.


Dana - Aug 07, 2007 5:16:52 am PDT #2943 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Marilyn Manson's former keyboardist has sued the shock rocker, claiming he kept millions of dollars meant to be shared and bought items including a handbag owned by Hitler's girlfriend and a skeleton in a wheelchair.

Stephen Bier _ whose stage name was Madonna Wayne Gacy _ says he, Manson and other band members signed a partnership agreement in 1993 to share profits.

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"The fact that he's claiming that I've treated him unfairly, financially, is really ridiculous," the singer said. "And I would never spend my money on a Chinese girl skeleton. That would be crossing the line. It's a Chinese boy, for the record."


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 5:18:42 am PDT #2944 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Go Noah! Choose Noah!

The interview I just did was all about the sacry dangers of the internet and how it's chock full o' pedophiles.


Sue - Aug 07, 2007 5:19:32 am PDT #2945 of 10001
hip deep in pie

ita, pick hospital.