Last spam posting for now and then back to work...

I just interviewed this guy who wants to becomes a US citizen. To do that, you have to be able to read/write/speak in English and pass this history test. He failed the writing part. I have no problem with immigrants learning English, but here, everyone speaks Spanish!

Anyway, that's nothing special, but this guy really wanted to pass (and took the test before he was totally ready) because his son is back home and won't be able to come here legally unless his dad is a citizen. I could tell the guy felt so sad that he couldn't do it.

I so want to be all gender neutral in my color choices, but I just don't think I can put a boy in a pink diaper (unless maybe we don't leave the house).

I know what you mean -- I'd love to be completely gender neutral and colorblind and all modern and enlightened etc in D's clothing choices, but I find I'm drawing the line at pink. Oh well.

Avoiding pink diapers is easy because I am absolutely forbidden to buy any new diapers while he still fits into his infant prefolds & covers. FORBIDDEN. No matter how cute they are.

Right now I need him to agree that napping in his Amby is just as comfortable as napping on my lap so I can go finish dyeing my hair. He slept just long enough earlier this morning for me to bleach it, but I haven't been able to put him down long enough to get the blue in...good thing it's too hot to leave the apartment today anyway.

I'd natter more, but I'm still waiting for the coffee to make me human. My mental gauge is wobbling too close to "sociopath" to engage in much conversation.

I have a $25 Amazon gift certificate. What should I buy?

(Doing my part to speed up Natter since 5:30 this morning.)

The nurse got into it with a drunken patient.

They want to know which I pick: home or hospitalisation.

So totally neither.

Good luck with the interviews, paperdol!

Jessica, good luck with the hair dyeing.

The weather today and the rest of the week will be Satan's Armpit: Hot & humid. I need to get Owen out of the house, though, before he drives me crazy.

So totally neither.

oh, ita, that's horrible. I hope you can get some relief.

I have a $25 Amazon gift certificate. What should I buy?

No cloth diapers.

ita, pick hospital. if you need a ride, please call me and noah and i will get you.

I'd love an amby but too pricey right now and can't afford. Noah is asleep across abdomen making typing tricky.

Marilyn Manson's former keyboardist has sued the shock rocker, claiming he kept millions of dollars meant to be shared and bought items including a handbag owned by Hitler's girlfriend and a skeleton in a wheelchair.

Stephen Bier _ whose stage name was Madonna Wayne Gacy _ says he, Manson and other band members signed a partnership agreement in 1993 to share profits.

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"The fact that he's claiming that I've treated him unfairly, financially, is really ridiculous," the singer said. "And I would never spend my money on a Chinese girl skeleton. That would be crossing the line. It's a Chinese boy, for the record."

Go Noah! Choose Noah!

The interview I just did was all about the sacry dangers of the internet and how it's chock full o' pedophiles.