I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Aug 07, 2007 5:13:56 am PDT #2941 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

So totally neither.

oh, ita, that's horrible. I hope you can get some relief.

I have a $25 Amazon gift certificate. What should I buy?

No cloth diapers.


Kat - Aug 07, 2007 5:15:15 am PDT #2942 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita, pick hospital. if you need a ride, please call me and noah and i will get you.

I'd love an amby but too pricey right now and can't afford. Noah is asleep across abdomen making typing tricky.


Dana - Aug 07, 2007 5:16:52 am PDT #2943 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Marilyn Manson's former keyboardist has sued the shock rocker, claiming he kept millions of dollars meant to be shared and bought items including a handbag owned by Hitler's girlfriend and a skeleton in a wheelchair.

Stephen Bier _ whose stage name was Madonna Wayne Gacy _ says he, Manson and other band members signed a partnership agreement in 1993 to share profits.

[link]

"The fact that he's claiming that I've treated him unfairly, financially, is really ridiculous," the singer said. "And I would never spend my money on a Chinese girl skeleton. That would be crossing the line. It's a Chinese boy, for the record."


Allyson - Aug 07, 2007 5:18:42 am PDT #2944 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Go Noah! Choose Noah!

The interview I just did was all about the sacry dangers of the internet and how it's chock full o' pedophiles.


Sue - Aug 07, 2007 5:19:32 am PDT #2945 of 10001
hip deep in pie

ita, pick hospital.


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2007 5:20:33 am PDT #2946 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just passed up a lift home from Best Nurse, who continues to deserve his title.

I want to be sure. But now they're rushing me to decide. Grrr.

Oh, Kat-- don't forget you know people on UCLA's medical plans, if that'll help your decision.


msbelle - Aug 07, 2007 5:22:41 am PDT #2947 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'd choose hospital.


shrift - Aug 07, 2007 5:24:07 am PDT #2948 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, Marilyn Manson. I lost any respect I might have held for you years ago, but you've been acting like a gigantic tool lately. This is your karmic payback for being a dick to Frank Iero!


Steph L. - Aug 07, 2007 5:25:03 am PDT #2949 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

ita, pick hospital.

I have a $25 Amazon gift certificate. What should I buy?

The DVD set of Kitchen Confidential. Screamingly funny.


tommyrot - Aug 07, 2007 5:25:56 am PDT #2950 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want to know more about Hitler's girlfriend's purse.

Like, are there secret compartments filled with cyanide capsules? Condoms with swastikas on them?