You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Aug 02, 2007 5:15:21 am PDT #1803 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

mac is almost completely off the prescription pain killer which is awesome. The week has gone by really fast though and I am not sure he is ready for full days back at summer school. I think I will talk with the parentals tonight about staying longer and maybe starting him back for half-days next week.


sarameg - Aug 02, 2007 5:19:29 am PDT #1804 of 10001

Glad to hear he's swiftly recovering! It's awesome your parents can help out.


Jesse - Aug 02, 2007 5:30:39 am PDT #1805 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay mac.

OMG, I came into work all raring to go, got a couple of things done, but now I am CRASHING.


Daisy Jane - Aug 02, 2007 5:31:04 am PDT #1806 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Happy Anniversary y'all!!!

I really want to go back home an crawl into bed.


brenda m - Aug 02, 2007 5:38:15 am PDT #1807 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. In honor of shark week, the following is from Gilbert Arenas' blog (which, btw, looks like it's a hoot):

There Are No Such Thing as Shark Attacks

I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there.

There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We’re humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.


Jesse - Aug 02, 2007 5:38:34 am PDT #1808 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The real reason I shouldn't travel for business: I don't want to go home and crawl into bed, I want to go to a hotel and crawl into bed. Unlimited a/c! Many many pillows! Super white sheets! Etc.


Steph L. - Aug 02, 2007 5:44:01 am PDT #1809 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack.

"....Plumber, ma'am."

"I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?"

"Candygram."

"Candygram, my foot! You're the shark, and you know it!"

"I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..."


shrift - Aug 02, 2007 5:44:29 am PDT #1810 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Bush responded with a cool, “I don’t.” The Mirror reports that Bush then “snorted disdainfully” and “walked away to laughter.”

I did not vote for President Fratboy. I did not vote for President Fratboy. Oh my god.


sumi - Aug 02, 2007 5:44:46 am PDT #1811 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Press Release for the FNL dvds.


Aims - Aug 02, 2007 5:44:52 am PDT #1812 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t loves on Steph