t loves on Steph
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Aug 02, 2007 5:44:52 am PDT #1812 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
lisah - Aug 02, 2007 5:56:29 am PDT #1813 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.
That makes no sense! When a shark bites you it's called "trespassing?"
It might be called shark biting you because you are trespassing but then he should have said that.
ION, I wish I could figure out how to do more than put my hair up in a ponytail. Am bored with it!
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2007 5:58:22 am PDT #1814 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What if a shark and a human meet on neutral territory - say, a swamp or bog?
eta: Or if both happen to be skydiving?
sarameg - Aug 02, 2007 6:09:33 am PDT #1815 of 10001
I've pet a shark.
That's all I have.
Lunch cannot come soon enough. But I've got so much freaking work to do. Ahrg.
OTOH, I'm dressed absolutely summer adorkable. Black capris, black silk sweater tank, federal blue unbuttoned button down shirt, black mj sketchers. It's weird.
DavidS - Aug 02, 2007 6:17:41 am PDT #1816 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ION, I wish I could figure out how to do more than put my hair up in a ponytail. Am bored with it!
You need a new haircut!
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2007 6:18:25 am PDT #1817 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I've pet a shark.
They have very rough skin, don't they?
Joins Aimee in the Teppy love corner.
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2007 6:20:48 am PDT #1818 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm unduly psyched for this weekend's intro to pole dancing class.
Apparently when one of the krav employees went, the class before her emptied and four women in krav shirts poured out. I don't know what it is, but when I asked one of the guys who runs the school if he can put poles up, there was a disturbing glint of the eye to his assent.
What you might want after you have begun a Level 1 Session:Workout shorts Dancer's thong/g-string Push-up bra T-shirt or short dress Six-inch platform heels -- yes, six inch!!!
Music: this is the wave you ride your routine on. Choose three songs that you love, current, from your childhood or whatever inspires you. You can strip to anything from Bing Crosby to Jay-Z to Sigur Ros. No music is off limits. For your first session, choose something on the very slow side.
That just cracks me up.
I'm sure there's a big argument to be made both for and against pole dancing from an oh-so-serious sexual politics point of view, but mostly it makes me laugh and is like nothing I've done before, so I have to know.
lisah - Aug 02, 2007 6:21:26 am PDT #1819 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
You need a new haircut!
Maybe I do! But I won't be able to get one until the end of the month (my birthday cut).
Theodosia - Aug 02, 2007 6:23:50 am PDT #1820 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Why did I go back to read the Bush incident that Shrift commented on? Don't I despise the guy more than humanly possible already?
Steph L. - Aug 02, 2007 6:24:59 am PDT #1821 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Shark!!! Double your sharkies, double your fun....
Joins Aimee in the Teppy love corner.
Everyone! Come love me!