The real reason I shouldn't travel for business: I don't want to go home and crawl into bed, I want to go to a hotel and crawl into bed. Unlimited a/c! Many many pillows! Super white sheets! Etc.
Dawn: Any luck? Willow: If you define luck as the absence of success--plenty.
'Touched'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Aug 02, 2007 5:38:34 am PDT #1808 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Steph L. - Aug 02, 2007 5:44:01 am PDT #1809 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack.
"....Plumber, ma'am."
"I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?"
"Candygram."
"Candygram, my foot! You're the shark, and you know it!"
"I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..."
shrift - Aug 02, 2007 5:44:29 am PDT #1810 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Bush responded with a cool, “I don’t.” The Mirror reports that Bush then “snorted disdainfully” and “walked away to laughter.”
I did not vote for President Fratboy. I did not vote for President Fratboy. Oh my god.
sumi - Aug 02, 2007 5:44:46 am PDT #1811 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Press Release for the FNL dvds.
Aims - Aug 02, 2007 5:44:52 am PDT #1812 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t loves on Steph
lisah - Aug 02, 2007 5:56:29 am PDT #1813 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.
That makes no sense! When a shark bites you it's called "trespassing?"
It might be called shark biting you because you are trespassing but then he should have said that.
ION, I wish I could figure out how to do more than put my hair up in a ponytail. Am bored with it!
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2007 5:58:22 am PDT #1814 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What if a shark and a human meet on neutral territory - say, a swamp or bog?
eta: Or if both happen to be skydiving?
sarameg - Aug 02, 2007 6:09:33 am PDT #1815 of 10001
I've pet a shark.
That's all I have.
Lunch cannot come soon enough. But I've got so much freaking work to do. Ahrg.
OTOH, I'm dressed absolutely summer adorkable. Black capris, black silk sweater tank, federal blue unbuttoned button down shirt, black mj sketchers. It's weird.
DavidS - Aug 02, 2007 6:17:41 am PDT #1816 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ION, I wish I could figure out how to do more than put my hair up in a ponytail. Am bored with it!
You need a new haircut!
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2007 6:18:25 am PDT #1817 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I've pet a shark.
They have very rough skin, don't they?
Joins Aimee in the Teppy love corner.