Haven't you killed me enough for one day?

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 7:53:41 am PDT #1341 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hee. That is cute.

LED transistor sex. It's in a dubious NSFW place. I don't think anyone from far away could tell what was going on. I mean, it's not like there are people or animals in it. This is more NSFW, but just as inorganic.


Aims - Jul 31, 2007 7:59:16 am PDT #1342 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Go make me a chicken pad thai!

Chicken pad
chicken pad
chicken pad thaaaaaaiiiiii


Miracleman - Jul 31, 2007 7:59:45 am PDT #1343 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

*snerk*


Cashmere - Jul 31, 2007 8:03:16 am PDT #1344 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

gadget sex is funny.

I need to hose the kids off (we're in the backyard) so they can take naps.


Miracleman - Jul 31, 2007 8:06:00 am PDT #1345 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Just imagine if they'd asked about the benefits...


Aims - Jul 31, 2007 8:12:25 am PDT #1346 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm totally forwarding that story to Stewart.


Zenkitty - Jul 31, 2007 8:24:09 am PDT #1347 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Vegansexual? The human race continues to find new ways to amaze me with the craxy.

My tummy is upset and I don't know why. Tom Scola, I think it's your fault.

Should I list all my preferences?

Cilantro - no

Grapefruit - no

Olives - rarely

Root Beer - no

Bagel - no

Bacon - yes, all of it

Tomatoes - yes, but not those mealy pale-fleshed things that call themselves tomatoes in the deli line

Seafood - no, except salmon

Pineapple on pizza - cooked with anything, pineapple yes, by itself, no

Beer - do not want.

Scotch - yes, but I mustn't

Tequila - good lord no. I still have the scar from last time

Fernet - AAIIGHGHH

Sleep - yes. usually side

Fork - left hand. Don't switch; it wastes time

Watch - left if I ever wear one

Right handed

Convertible - no. too much wind, too much scary road noise

gadget sex - might as well

eta wonky formatting


Ailleann - Jul 31, 2007 8:48:12 am PDT #1348 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Fernet - AAIIGHGHH

I've seen the face to go along with that, and... yeah, that's about it.


bon bon - Jul 31, 2007 8:52:20 am PDT #1349 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This is a wonderfully wackjob breakup announcement: [link]


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 8:54:49 am PDT #1350 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, that is totally insane. But I like the idea of breakup memos.