I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 8:54:49 am PDT #1350 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, that is totally insane. But I like the idea of breakup memos.


ChiKat - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:07 am PDT #1351 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Chicken pad
chicken pad
chicken pad thaaaaaaiiiiii

One of the funniest episodes of teevee evah!

Tom, how are you feeling now? Could you handle some soup?


Sue - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:12 am PDT #1352 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Is worldcrossing redirecting to should.com for anyone else?


Allyson - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:46 am PDT #1353 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hey! My book is officially released tomorrow!

I have no idea what that means. Except that you can go forth and write me an Amazon review that says stuff like, "The essay I liked best was the one with me in it."


Kathy A - Jul 31, 2007 8:58:06 am PDT #1354 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Is worldcrossing redirecting to should.com for anyone else?

I'm able to get to worldcrossing, Sue.


Nilly - Jul 31, 2007 9:01:06 am PDT #1355 of 10001
Swouncing

I have no idea what that means.

It means that an Israeli friend, who heard me gushing about the book when B&N started selling it, and asked me then whether I want that gushing to go on her blog, and to tell her when it's time for it, just got an e-mail from me, telling her that, yes, it's time.

And I didn't even mention the essay I'm in!


Allyson - Jul 31, 2007 9:02:16 am PDT #1356 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You always make me laugh, Nilly.


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 9:04:14 am PDT #1357 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is worldcrossing redirecting to should.com for anyone else?

Not for me!


Nilly - Jul 31, 2007 9:06:45 am PDT #1358 of 10001
Swouncing

paperdol, I do? Wow. That's such a compliment, coming from you! Yay me!


Daisy Jane - Jul 31, 2007 9:10:35 am PDT #1359 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This is a wonderfully wackjob breakup announcement: [link]

And yet? Still less craxy than L's soon-to-be ex's blog.

Seriously y'all. Today there was a short story about a tadpole who turns into a frog and is sad. "Glurk Glurk."