Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.

Xander ,'Touched'


Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Jul 31, 2007 7:59:16 am PDT #1342 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Go make me a chicken pad thai!

Chicken pad
chicken pad
chicken pad thaaaaaaiiiiii


Miracleman - Jul 31, 2007 7:59:45 am PDT #1343 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

*snerk*


Cashmere - Jul 31, 2007 8:03:16 am PDT #1344 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

gadget sex is funny.

I need to hose the kids off (we're in the backyard) so they can take naps.


Miracleman - Jul 31, 2007 8:06:00 am PDT #1345 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Just imagine if they'd asked about the benefits...


Aims - Jul 31, 2007 8:12:25 am PDT #1346 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm totally forwarding that story to Stewart.


Zenkitty - Jul 31, 2007 8:24:09 am PDT #1347 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Vegansexual? The human race continues to find new ways to amaze me with the craxy.

My tummy is upset and I don't know why. Tom Scola, I think it's your fault.

Should I list all my preferences?

Cilantro - no

Grapefruit - no

Olives - rarely

Root Beer - no

Bagel - no

Bacon - yes, all of it

Tomatoes - yes, but not those mealy pale-fleshed things that call themselves tomatoes in the deli line

Seafood - no, except salmon

Pineapple on pizza - cooked with anything, pineapple yes, by itself, no

Beer - do not want.

Scotch - yes, but I mustn't

Tequila - good lord no. I still have the scar from last time

Fernet - AAIIGHGHH

Sleep - yes. usually side

Fork - left hand. Don't switch; it wastes time

Watch - left if I ever wear one

Right handed

Convertible - no. too much wind, too much scary road noise

gadget sex - might as well

eta wonky formatting


Ailleann - Jul 31, 2007 8:48:12 am PDT #1348 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Fernet - AAIIGHGHH

I've seen the face to go along with that, and... yeah, that's about it.


bon bon - Jul 31, 2007 8:52:20 am PDT #1349 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This is a wonderfully wackjob breakup announcement: [link]


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 8:54:49 am PDT #1350 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, that is totally insane. But I like the idea of breakup memos.


ChiKat - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:07 am PDT #1351 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Chicken pad
chicken pad
chicken pad thaaaaaaiiiiii

One of the funniest episodes of teevee evah!

Tom, how are you feeling now? Could you handle some soup?