Just imagine if they'd asked about the benefits...
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Miracleman - Jul 31, 2007 8:06:00 am PDT #1345 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Aims - Jul 31, 2007 8:12:25 am PDT #1346 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm totally forwarding that story to Stewart.
Zenkitty - Jul 31, 2007 8:24:09 am PDT #1347 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Vegansexual? The human race continues to find new ways to amaze me with the craxy.
My tummy is upset and I don't know why. Tom Scola, I think it's your fault.
Should I list all my preferences?
Cilantro - no
Grapefruit - no
Olives - rarely
Root Beer - no
Bagel - no
Bacon - yes, all of it
Tomatoes - yes, but not those mealy pale-fleshed things that call themselves tomatoes in the deli line
Seafood - no, except salmon
Pineapple on pizza - cooked with anything, pineapple yes, by itself, no
Beer - do not want.
Scotch - yes, but I mustn't
Tequila - good lord no. I still have the scar from last time
Fernet - AAIIGHGHH
Sleep - yes. usually side
Fork - left hand. Don't switch; it wastes time
Watch - left if I ever wear one
Right handed
Convertible - no. too much wind, too much scary road noise
gadget sex - might as well
eta wonky formatting
Ailleann - Jul 31, 2007 8:48:12 am PDT #1348 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Fernet - AAIIGHGHH
I've seen the face to go along with that, and... yeah, that's about it.
bon bon - Jul 31, 2007 8:52:20 am PDT #1349 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
This is a wonderfully wackjob breakup announcement: [link]
§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 8:54:49 am PDT #1350 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, that is totally insane. But I like the idea of breakup memos.
ChiKat - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:07 am PDT #1351 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Chicken pad
chicken pad
chicken pad thaaaaaaiiiiii
One of the funniest episodes of teevee evah!
Tom, how are you feeling now? Could you handle some soup?
Sue - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:12 am PDT #1352 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Is worldcrossing redirecting to should.com for anyone else?
Allyson - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:46 am PDT #1353 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hey! My book is officially released tomorrow!
I have no idea what that means. Except that you can go forth and write me an Amazon review that says stuff like, "The essay I liked best was the one with me in it."
Kathy A - Jul 31, 2007 8:58:06 am PDT #1354 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Is worldcrossing redirecting to should.com for anyone else?
I'm able to get to worldcrossing, Sue.