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But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?

Fred ,'Smile Time'

Natter 53: We could just avoid making tortured puns

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Zenkitty - Jul 31, 2007 8:24:09 am PDT #1347 of 10001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Vegansexual? The human race continues to find new ways to amaze me with the craxy.

My tummy is upset and I don't know why. Tom Scola, I think it's your fault.

Should I list all my preferences?

Cilantro - no

Grapefruit - no

Olives - rarely

Root Beer - no

Bagel - no

Bacon - yes, all of it

Tomatoes - yes, but not those mealy pale-fleshed things that call themselves tomatoes in the deli line

Seafood - no, except salmon

Pineapple on pizza - cooked with anything, pineapple yes, by itself, no

Beer - do not want.

Scotch - yes, but I mustn't

Tequila - good lord no. I still have the scar from last time

Fernet - AAIIGHGHH

Sleep - yes. usually side

Fork - left hand. Don't switch; it wastes time

Watch - left if I ever wear one

Right handed

Convertible - no. too much wind, too much scary road noise

gadget sex - might as well

eta wonky formatting

Ailleann - Jul 31, 2007 8:48:12 am PDT #1348 of 10001

vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Fernet - AAIIGHGHH

I've seen the face to go along with that, and... yeah, that's about it.

bon bon - Jul 31, 2007 8:52:20 am PDT #1349 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

This is a wonderfully wackjob breakup announcement: [link]

§ ita § - Jul 31, 2007 8:54:49 am PDT #1350 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, that is totally insane. But I like the idea of breakup memos.

ChiKat - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:07 am PDT #1351 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Chicken pad

chicken pad

chicken pad thaaaaaaiiiiii

One of the funniest episodes of teevee evah!

Tom, how are you feeling now? Could you handle some soup?

Sue - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:12 am PDT #1352 of 10001

hip deep in pie

Is worldcrossing redirecting to should.com for anyone else?

Allyson - Jul 31, 2007 8:57:46 am PDT #1353 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hey! My book is officially released tomorrow!

I have no idea what that means. Except that you can go forth and write me an Amazon review that says stuff like, "The essay I liked best was the one with me in it."

Kathy A - Jul 31, 2007 8:58:06 am PDT #1354 of 10001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Is worldcrossing redirecting to should.com for anyone else?

I'm able to get to worldcrossing, Sue.

Nilly - Jul 31, 2007 9:01:06 am PDT #1355 of 10001

Swouncing

I have no idea what that means.

It means that an Israeli friend, who heard me gushing about the book when B&N started selling it, and asked me then whether I want that gushing to go on her blog, and to tell her when it's time for it, just got an e-mail from me, telling her that, yes, it's time.

And I didn't even mention the essay I'm in!

Allyson - Jul 31, 2007 9:02:16 am PDT #1356 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You always make me laugh, Nilly.

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