On the other hand, the reviews of GET SMART are making me REALLY want to see the movie, which is a huge surprise, much as I like Steve Carrell.
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It's a rare film that makes a reviewer consider giving up the movies altogether. My own Waterloo came forty-five minutes into "The Love Guru" when I briefly considered stabbing out my own eyes so that I wouldn't have to watch it any more.
"The Love Guru" is just a half a step up from a loop of monkeys throwing feces at each other. This isn't a case of just turning your brain off and regressing to a childhood sense of humor. You could have a full frontal lobotomy and "The Love Guru" would still never be funny. It's just vile, vile, vile. I usually try to stay even handed about films and freely admit that all opinions are subjective, but if you like this movie you are categorically wrong and should be sterilized for the good of the human race.
I usually try to stay even handed about films and freely admit that all opinions are subjective, but if you like this movie you are categorically wrong and should be sterilized for the good of the human race
Wow. What's the source on that one?
On the other hand, the reviews of GET SMART are making me REALLY want to see the movie, which is a huge surprise, much as I like Steve Carrell.
All the ones I've seen have been terrible, and as a fan of the source, I think I should stay away.
What's the source on that one?
comingsoon.net, I think. I pretty much went to rottentomatoes.com and clicked on anything that looked funny and/or bitter.
Once again, it's usually not the actor's fault they're in a single bad movie -- lots can go wrong between signing on to a project, what with script, director, producer and star changes.
It's when an actor ONLY seems to appear in horrible things that you've go to wonder.
It's when an actor ONLY seems to appear in horrible things that you've go to wonder.
Or when he's the driving force behind the project the way Myers is with this one.
The Chronicle review of Love Guru was interesting because he didn't consider it a flop but a bizarre insight into Mike Myers complete fuckedupedness.
"...Jessica Alba... is to acting what Dame Judi Dench is to sex..."