I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape  

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Dana - Jun 20, 2008 11:35:28 am PDT #6606 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"The Love Guru" is just a half a step up from a loop of monkeys throwing feces at each other. This isn't a case of just turning your brain off and regressing to a childhood sense of humor. You could have a full frontal lobotomy and "The Love Guru" would still never be funny. It's just vile, vile, vile. I usually try to stay even handed about films and freely admit that all opinions are subjective, but if you like this movie you are categorically wrong and should be sterilized for the good of the human race.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 20, 2008 11:37:31 am PDT #6607 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I usually try to stay even handed about films and freely admit that all opinions are subjective, but if you like this movie you are categorically wrong and should be sterilized for the good of the human race

Wow. What's the source on that one?


P.M. Marc - Jun 20, 2008 11:38:05 am PDT #6608 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

On the other hand, the reviews of GET SMART are making me REALLY want to see the movie, which is a huge surprise, much as I like Steve Carrell.

All the ones I've seen have been terrible, and as a fan of the source, I think I should stay away.


Dana - Jun 20, 2008 11:42:25 am PDT #6609 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

What's the source on that one?

comingsoon.net, I think. I pretty much went to rottentomatoes.com and clicked on anything that looked funny and/or bitter.


Theodosia - Jun 20, 2008 12:07:20 pm PDT #6610 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Once again, it's usually not the actor's fault they're in a single bad movie -- lots can go wrong between signing on to a project, what with script, director, producer and star changes.

It's when an actor ONLY seems to appear in horrible things that you've go to wonder.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 20, 2008 12:09:47 pm PDT #6611 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It's when an actor ONLY seems to appear in horrible things that you've go to wonder.

Or when he's the driving force behind the project the way Myers is with this one.


DavidS - Jun 20, 2008 12:13:33 pm PDT #6612 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Chronicle review of Love Guru was interesting because he didn't consider it a flop but a bizarre insight into Mike Myers complete fuckedupedness.


Laga - Jun 20, 2008 2:10:29 pm PDT #6613 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

"...Jessica Alba... is to acting what Dame Judi Dench is to sex..."


Laga - Jun 20, 2008 2:12:32 pm PDT #6614 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

"If cleverness were a symphony, Myers composed this tired tune for male organ only"


Laga - Jun 20, 2008 2:12:53 pm PDT #6615 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

"...an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again."