'Jaynestown'
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Once again, it's usually not the actor's fault they're in a single bad movie -- lots can go wrong between signing on to a project, what with script, director, producer and star changes.
It's when an actor ONLY seems to appear in horrible things that you've go to wonder.
It's when an actor ONLY seems to appear in horrible things that you've go to wonder.
Or when he's the driving force behind the project the way Myers is with this one.
The Chronicle review of Love Guru was interesting because he didn't consider it a flop but a bizarre insight into Mike Myers complete fuckedupedness.
"...Jessica Alba... is to acting what Dame Judi Dench is to sex..."
"If cleverness were a symphony, Myers composed this tired tune for male organ only"
"...an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again."
Who are you quoting? I will hunt them down! I think the woman's hot.
The anti-Alba quote is from the New York Post.
The anti-Alba quote is from the New York Post.
I suspect ita is aggrieved at the slur to Judi Dench's sexiness.
I am too! Judi Dench is almost as sexy as Helen Mirren! And also adorable!